On housebreaking dogs (Catholic style)
The priest soon to be Saint Serra dreamt himself a poodle named Fifi. Then it is said, Saint Serra ‘rescued’ numerous Native Americans he named Fifi, who desperately needed (claims the church) house-broken
Saint Fifi pushed the Fifis noses into feces when training them to stand up and dance for him to open the door, so they could go outside.
The many more Fifis were flogged for
1) daring to express what their parents had taught them
Saint Fifi smacked the Fifis for sitting on any cushion above their station
Many more Fifis were put in chains for
2) running away from Catholic distemper (noting people in contact with the Spaniards often died)
Saint Fifi made many Fifis wait for their dinner until it was determined they were deserving with a snap of the fingers, a cue indicating they would not be punished for going to their dog dish
Even more Fifis were rationed their food…
3) according to Saint Fifi’s determination of their individual worthiness and whether they’d performed to expectation (especially in appearance & style) while undermining their own culture and contributing to its demise
Saint Fifi’s peers have a habit of torturing children with ‘educations’ maturing them into pederasts, pedophiles & incestuous child rapists
The many Fifis who gave in to the Catholics wondered what had happened to their children
4) fully half or more of whom they never saw again alive
Saint Fifi was buried with privilege of marked grave in a church
Most Fifis were tossed into common unmarked graves …
5) except for those privileged Fifis who’d learned to dance exceptionally well at the door (to avoid having their faces pushed into feces) and were only then allowed outside unsupervised (blessed with their Catholicism)
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Ronald Thomas West 