If this were a X-Rated blog when it comes to satire, I’d put torture fans Alfreda Bikowski & Gina Haspel in a CIA honey trap’s lesbian porn video scene, produced for intra-agency blackmail purpose and…

Bill Barr: Whoa!! Look at the size of Haspel’s [redacted] !!!

Liz(ard) Kimber: Ooooh…

Mike Pompeo: Holy Jesus! What do you call one that big?!

Ricky Prado: Nuestra Señora de Atocha!

Pompeo: What’s that?

Kimber: A sunken Spanish treasure galleon, good call! Bikowsky’s face will require a diving bell with oxygen line to find Haspel’s [redacted], er, I meant the pleasure jewel in that!!

Greetings to the spooks, check out the quotes on the front page, if you’d spend the rest of your lives learning how live honestly, it be a better endeavor on behalf of humanity than just about anything else you could do … it’s long past time (and probably too late) to insist on an international convention governing the criminal behaviors of spies –

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More on this skit’s players (the serious stuff)

https://archive.li/OWixF Haspel:

“Haspel played a leading role in the creation and perpetuation of the CIA’s false claims that torture uniquely produced actionable intelligence that saved lives”

https://archive.li/u78W2 Bikowsky:

“played a central role in the bungled rendition [and torture] of Khaled el-Masri, who was revealed to be innocent”

https://archive.li/U81E3 Pompeo:

“Instead of pursuing the torturers, the U.S. [Pompeo] is condemning [threatening] the investigators, and even their families”

https://archive.li/V8wJ3 Prado:

“Even as Prado rose to the CIA equivalent of a two-star general, he helped [narco boss] San Pedro with numerous deadly deeds” [murders]

https://archive.li/H9CKi Barr:

“William Barr will not prosecute a CIA officer doubling as narcotics cartel serial killer, Enrique Prado, a man Robert Mueller let run free to go on killing for a decade following a proverbial ‘mountain of evidence’ provided by Mueller’s own FBI (as well, state authorities), evidence which had been subsequently quashed by leadership at the top”

https://archive.li/brfXh Kimber:

“One dispute involved a field assignment she botched in Europe and blamed on a colleague, according to the former operative. And many of the spies she recruited during a European posting, the operative said, “turned out to be worthless.”

More CIA ‘sexcapades’ (featuring Barr)

History (where it all began)

* BCHP internet tag = “Biggest Cunt in the History of Porn”