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Ova „autobiografska“ satira anti-carstva, u indijanskom je zabavnom stilu pripovedanja, prilagođena zapadnom kulturnom iskustvu; imajući na umu indijansku poslovicu Blekfita: „Svi znaju da je belac lud“. Stilsku konstrukciju parodije trebalo bi opisati kao: „Satira u sadašnjem žanru treba da bude iskrena na indijanski način; u stvari, konstruisanje šaljive priče koja liči na stvarni život, svojevrsni kolaž činjenica, sastavljen od delića različitih iskustava, u kombinaciji sa anegdotama, kako bi se stvorila kulturno netaknuta urođena indijanska mudrost koja se može naći u njihovom humoru. Drugim rečima, delovi priče sastoje se od utkanih autobiografskih činjenica, višeznačnih imitacija životnih priča i iskustava drugih ljudi. A za razliku od sveta belaca, indijanski svet razmatra paradoks u svakodnevnom pristupu životu, neki aspekti su jednostavno sačinjeni iz maštovite riznice verodostojnih neverovatnoća“.

Yebi ssse (mn. yebite ssse)
noćni gušter, oglašava se visokim glasom, gušter koji ima lepljive jastučiće na nogama koji pomažu pri penjanju po glatkim površinama. Autohtona je vrsta je u primorskim regionima Vijetnama. • Porodica Gekkonidae • POREKLO sredina 1960-ih .: imitacija njegovog uzvika.

Veliki masakr Yebite ssse

Irak mi je smetao, jer sam bio siguran da će tamo otići moj najstariji sin [nije otišao]… veteran mirovnih snaga Bosne u Gardi. Irak mi je takođe smetao, jer se činilo da nismo ništa POLITIČKI naučili iz Vijetnama. Naša duboka umešanost u Vijetnam planirana je kombinovanim motivom za profitom od strane vojske / Stejt departmenta / CIA-e / korporativnog industrijskog kompleksa, sa lažnim incidentom u „zalivu Tonkin“… izuzetno lažnim događajem koji deli identičnu vrednost političke obmane u našim optužbama da Irak ima oružje masovnog uništavanja i vezu sa Al Kaidom … milion mrtvih iračkih civila kasnije, sve je to deo procesa u mojoj glavi, proces koji nije u potpunosti odvojen od više pokušaja oduzimanja mog života, zbog mog kombinovanog životnog iskustva i političko-ka vojnom-do obaveštajnog rada i psihološko-operativnih veština… ne samo zbog mojih uspeha kao istražitelja.

Zaključak je ovo: Sve se vrti oko novca, korporativne orgije deoničara u vladi i, danas, sa ubačenim van „orvelovskim“ preokretom religioznog fanatizma, hrišćanskog fanatizma i korporativnog profiterstva Islamskog fanatizma vođenog hrišćanstvom.

Setio sam se dobitnika Medalje časti, koji je odbio da se podšiša za Niksona, na njegovoj ceremoniji u Beloj kući, nakon što je napustio vojsku, rekao je novinarima „Bio sam naduvan i izbezumio sam se“… govoreći o svojim herojskim delima. Pitam se, šta bi o njemu mislili naši „biblijski rodoljubi“ današnje američke vojne snage od 15000 jakih fundamentalista „Oficirske hrišćanske družine“? Možda bi ga pljuvali kao što se govorkalo o povratku naših vijetnamskih veterana?? To mi se nikada nije dogodilo…

Naše veteranske uslužne organizacije odbijaju članove svojim prostaklukom, socijalnim neznanjem i pijanom barskom scenom ugledne ratne slave, života i prošlih godina, krajnjim prezirom prema osobama poput mene, ne pružajući nikakvu trezvenu i alternativu posvećenu miru… „blagosloveni su mirovnjaci“, Isus nije govorio o revolverima Kolt… i oni vam mogu pribaviti psiho novac, kao što to mogu vaši veteranski advokati, svojim formularima „popunite prazno polje“ (vašim imenom), tražeći preglede invaliditeta za fizički i/ili mentalni invaliditet.

Smešno kako se taj psiho rejting penje, ali ne i rejting za fizički invaliditet, čak i ako vam se zdravlje pogoršava dok pomažete Indijancima da postignu uspehe protiv korporativnih kriminalaca … korporativnih kriminalaca koji falsifikuju poštovanje zakona da bi ukrali indijanske resurse .. korporacije poput Ševrona (Chevron) sa Kondolizom Rajs koja sedi u odboru direktora… dok advokati sa imenima poput Ju (Yoo) pišu pravne informacije, kako bi pomogli da se stvari poprave iznutra.

Nisam razumeo to što, za svoju evaluaciju, moram da odem u isti glavni univerzitetski medicinski centar, u koji uprava za veterane šalje šizofreničare na proučavanje, i da platim popriličnu sumu novca iz džepa, da bih dobio čist izveštaj o mentalnom zdravlju i poništio njihovu etiketu „psiho“… kako bi oni odbili moj čist rezultat? Nisu mogli. Naše etiketiranje i progon političkih neprijatelja bilo je malo opreznije od onog iz starog Sovjetskog Saveza… naši vojno sposobni disidenti bivaju tiho ubijeni, obično sa trovanjem koje se teško može otkriti, koje je zamišljeno da izgleda kao prirodna smrt ili isplanirane nesreće koje se ne mogu opovrgnuti ili diskreditovati. Vrlo verovatno, ljudi kao što su Karen Silkvud i Pol Velstoun, ne samo Omar Torihos.

A onda imate veteranske mirovne organizacije koje odbijaju (svojim socijalističkim zanosom) ljude koji bi inače bili članovi, levičari koji ne žele da rade sa konzervativnim antiratnim narodom da podstaknu promene za naš zajednički sekularni razum i opstanak samog života.

Naša osnovna reformska kultura, liberalna i konzervativna, liči na par koji se uvek svađa, ogovara i na kraju okreće leđa komšijama … u korist bogatih korporativnih kriminalaca, a život je drama poput nekog morbidnog rijalitija, a zapravo je ovaj esej pošten uvid u stvarnost sadašnjosti u odnosu na stvarnost prošlosti … mi NE učimo na svojim greškama i ne udružujemo se da bismo forsirali promene u našoj politici, radije dozvoljavajući istim igračima da sprovode iste subverzije naše vladavine zakona sa njihovom igrom kupovine korporativnog kriminalnog uticaja u sve opasnijim potezima u sve opasnijem svetu.

82. vazduhoplovna u Fort Bragu, 1972. godine

Nisam poznavao nikoga ko je išao u crkvu. Neki nesumnjivo jesu, ali to nam niko nije gurao u lice. Kako smo sami sebe nazivali u tim danima, skačući džankiji, bilo je zbog neuroze od fitnesa, droga i čestih zaključavanja u kasarni.

Ubilačka mašina za kolektivno ubijanje sa kojom se suočavamo u borbi, bez sumnje, uprkos brojnim vojnicima čiji je život bio koktel fitnesa i droge… muškarci koji su lako mogli osvojiti pohvale ili medalje za hrabrost, „izbezumljeni dok su naduvani“, naša obuka je bila toliko dobra, to su mnogi od nas već pokazali u Vijetnamu.

Niko, koga sam poznavao, nije morao da bude motivisan na patriotizam ili da jednostavno odradi dobar posao kao vojnik uz obavezno proučavanje Biblije, fundamentalističke gomile gluposti, kojim se silom kljukaju današnje trupe. Idem ispred sebe u hronologiji priče, ali pitam se kako se naše vijetnamsko iskustvo poredi sa današnjom vojničkom fundamentalističkom hrišćanskom stvarnošću, moja sećanja su na pošteniju vojsku ili su samo iskrenija sećanja i sigurno ne manje hrabra.

Fort Luis, 1969. godine

U indijanskoj zemlji, odakle sam ja, ono što se računa je veličina vašeg srca. Bio sam u dve tuče na osnovnoj obuci i nisam započeo nijednu. Prvu je započeo vođa mog tima na obuci, koji je smatrao da mora biti nasilnik da bi vodio. Nisam ustuknuo. Bio je za trećinu veći od mene, i po građi i po težini. On je pobedio je u toj tuči, ali ja nisam bio poražen i on je to znao… Dao sam mu mnogo više nego što je ikada mogao očekivati, zapravo o ograničenju koje je mogao da podnese i nisam pokazivao strah. Ostavio me je na miru nakon toga i prestao da izaziva ljude. Bio je dovoljno pametan da uči. Drugi momak s kojim sam se potukao, sličniji mojoj građi i ne previše bistar, bio je gurnut na mene od strane većeg tipa koji nije hteo da me napadne. Sredio sam ga očas posla. Niko nas nije naterao da idemo u crkvu.

Fort Raker, od 1969. do 1970. godine

Zahvalnost Vaše vojske što ste završili čas lakog održavanja osmatračkog helikoptera u vazduhoplovnoj školi… što znači da biste mogli sedeti na podu zadnjeg dela četvoroseda, noge sa strane, stopala na skijama za sletanje, sa mitraljezom u krilu, glumeći mamac za letelicu sa naoružanjem, s kojom ste udruženi u „timu lovaca-ubica“… je pranje lonaca i šerpi u školskoj menzi, dok čekate svoj zadatak.

Vest! Vijetnam! Nikad nisam video čovekovo lice, naredba se pojavila sa papirima, stisnutim u pesnici, kroz otvor za poslužavnike s prljavim sudovima… moja reakcija je bila neobična mešavina adrenalina i želuca koji potanja… niko nas nije terao da idemo u crkvu.

U vazduhoplovnoj bazi Travis, 1970. godine

Isplovljavajući, čuo sam za vijetnamske „jebite se guštere“ i smatrao sam to psihozom okolnosti, nisam ovo smatrao ničim drugim osim vojničkom urbanom legendom. Gušteri jednostavno ne kažu „jebi se“. To je bila moja naivna stvarnost … a činjenica je da nas niko nije odmarširao u crkvu. A nedostatak crkve NIJE razlog zašto smo izgubili Vijetnam.

U Vung Tau, od 1970. do 1971. godine

Prebačen sam u Vung Tau nakon šest meseci na kopnu kao član najmanje borbene jurišne avijacijske jedinice u Vijetnamu, bio sam raspoređen u brigadnu avijaciju u brigadi elitnih lakih pešadijskih udarnih trupa. Bili smo brutalni prema neprijatelju u borbi I DALJE bez odlaska u crkvu. Nikada nisam čuo „guštere jebi se“ toliko kao što je pomenuto, a kamoli da sam video ili čuo jednog.

Bilo je to na mojoj prvoj noćnoj straži u Vung Tauu, popušio sam džoint moćne vijetnamske marihuane, to je sad već bilo normalno, smestio sam se iza mog malog odbrambenog zida od vreća sa peskom, jer sam smatrao da me čeka dosadna noć. A onda, na tri metra iza mene… jasno, i ne pitomo, ljudski glas je rekao: „Yebi ssse!“

Sa svakom dlakom na mom telu momentalno naježenom, naglo sam se okrenuo za 180 stepeni i svakog ko je stajao tamo bih pokosio mojom automatskom puškom Kolt… da je neko bio tamo.

Sada, gore od nepostojećeg Vietkonga koji me izaziva, paranoja marihuane zvana „noids“, počela je da deluje. Potpuno sam zaboravio na „guštere jebi se“ i moj zdrav razum se mrvio… niko me u Vung Tauu nije upozorio na ovog neprijatelja, jer je za vojnike koji su tamo već bili smešteni bilo „normalno“. Verovatno sam pomislio: „Čoveče, trebalo je da idem u crkvu“.

Akcenat guštera je nalik na Amerikanca koji izgovara „jebi se“ kroz kazu, samo 95% ljudskog zvuka, a 5% kazua… otuda savršen vijetnamski naglasak i način pisanja – „yebi ssse“.

Mora da je to bio alfa mužjak yebi ssse, koji je ponekad bio posebno glasan, nalik na neku vrstu velikog pročišćavanja pljuvačke u grlu, pre nego što je pljunuo: „ou-o-iss-yebi-ssse-yebi-ssse-yebi-ssse“.

Propagandni timovi CIA-e obučavali su guštere, a to i činjenica da su naši Vietkong yebi ssse šverceri heroina iz Vung Tau, nekako mi izazove podsmeh pri pomisli na 500 miliona dolara talibanskog profita za heroin… jer to su bili gmizavci yebi ssse obučeni kao „Ljudi u crnom“ koji isporučuju heroin CIA-inim avionima „Air America“, da bi opskrbio naše vojnike zavisnike u Vung Tauu.

Gušteri yebi ssse Vietkonga iz Vung Taua prodavali su našu dobru hranu u gradu, koristeći kamione američke vojske za dostavu, naši vojnici su morali da kupe svoju hranu nazad da bi dobili pristojan obrok, nekako me nasmeje pomisao na naše „hrišćanske“ vojne lidere, koji upiru prstom u korupciju u Avganistanu, sledeći Halibarton u Iraku.

Jedan od naših kuvara bio je toliko ogorčen zbog pripreme obroka od vodenog bivola ubijenog u pucnjavi, pa je napravio kolačiće od marihuane za naše yebite ssse kadrove (i otišao u zatvor govoreći o-yebote).

Gušteri su uzeli svoj deo od zarade taksi vozila, od onih taksija kojima je bilo dozvoljeno da koriste premijum parking ispred kapije naše baze, yebite ssse su na ovaj način povećali vozarinu, a naši vojnici su zglobnom raketom i kugličnim ležajevima odvezli taksi od kapije, mrmljajući: „yebeni yebite ssse“.

To nas je sve uvalilo u nevolje i postali smo yebite ssse koji se ispovedaju u formaciji. Naš yebi ssse, prvi narednik: „Želim taj uređaj i želim da odgovorni iskorače napred i stanu u sredinu!“ Sa zadnje strane formacije: „Yebi ssse“. To je došlo iz mog odreda i odjednom je prvi narednik bio u zadnjem delu naše formacije, viknuo u moje lice: „Vest! Ko je to rekao!!“ Sa prednje strane formacije dolazile su reči: „Yebi ssse“.

Scena „Bigus Dikus“ u Monti Pajtonovom filmu „Žitije Brajanovo“ MORALA je biti inspirisana ispitivanjem „yebi ssse“ u Vung Tauu.

A jedan momak koga sam znao iz našeg društva i koji je išao u crkvu, naš zaluđenik za Isusom, bio je dobar momak, nikad nam to nije naturao u lice, ali većina nas uopšte nije poznavala pobožnost i uradili smo sjajan posao na obnovi ratom razderanih helikoptera.

U kampu Frenzel-Džouns (Long Bin), 1970. godine

Zvali smo ga O, bez šale, jednostavno tako, O. Iza njegovih leđa neki su ga zvali Psih-O, jedan od njegovih saboraca iz borbenih helikoptera rekao mi je da se O seksualno uzbudio u borbi. Mislio sam da je to zanimljivo, ali koga je briga? O je bio ubica i to dobar, a to je bilo najvažnije u našem poslu.

Ali ubicama, u vojsci, ne samo na ulici, mora se upravljati, kao jednom kada sam išao da obavim neke stvari i O je želeo da pođe sa mnom, jer je usput mogao da kupi dobre cigarete sa marihuanom pojačane opijumom. Slučajno su ih vojnici obično nazivali ‘o-džejs’, prilično prikladno… Zastao sam na jednoj tezgi na autoputu između Long Bina i Sajgona, gde je O obavio kupovinu, izašao sam iz kamiona i razgledao ponudu, kad su se najednom O-ove oči iznenada zakolutale uvis iza kapaka i ponovo izašle odozdo, druga osoba… iz džepa je izvukao pištolj kalibra 38 i spremao se da puca u svog trgovca drogom zbog manjka kusura, uleteo sam između njih, gurnuo O-ovu ruku kojom je držao pištolj, ostvarili smo kontakt pogledom i video sam da je, kada sam mu rekao „Uđi u kamion O, idemo…“, prepoznao da nisam bio zavisnik od marihuane, već da sam samo bio radoznao.

O je bio topnik kalibra 50 na helikopteru modela Bell UH-1-H preuređenog u top, zastrašujuću mašinu za ubijanje u koju je bio spakovan O-ov 50 Cal, kao i modifikovani XM-27 „mini“ sistem topa: velika zapremina, višecevna, moderna puška Gatling velike brzine, kojom upravlja posada, od 7,62 mm, vođena električnim motorom – na brodu je bio bacač granata, takođe ručne bombe, koje bi posada jednostavno mogla da izbaci iz aviona (naše posade su letele sa uklonjenim vratima) to je uključivalo fragmentaciju i granate sa „belim fosforom“… bela granata od fosfora bačena u neprijatelja pozicioniranog sa maskirnom nadstrešnicom za skrivanje, može biti posebno efikasna u panici i izbacivanju ciljeva na otvoreni prostor, gde ih je lako ubiti. Ne sećam se da su nas ikad učili da je ovo ratni zločin koji krši Ženevsku konvenciju, ili možda još nije bio zabranjen, ali sumnjam da bi to bilo važno … radilo se o ubijanju naoružanog neprijatelja u borbi i zvalo se „šta god da deluje“.

Biti dobar ubica ne dolazi prirodno nikome, a većina nas je, za razliku od O, morala da nauči. Mnogi su naučili da ubijaju, učeći da mrze. Sećam se kako se jedan od mojih kolega vojnika smejao tome što su bacili CS granatu (suzavac) na budističku pogrebnu povorku, dok su preletali na niskom nivou… Mislio sam da je to prilično podlo, ali to je za njega bilo emocionalno preživljavanje, naučio je da mrzi „kosooke“ kako bi bilo ispravno to što ih ubija. Možda još uvek održava svoju mržnju i emocionalni opstanak pričajući ratne priče, u pijanom stanju u klubu veterana stranih ratova.

Nijedan od vojnika koje sam poznavao nije verovao da su bezbožni komunistički neprijatelji naših političkih lidera „sotonina deca“, koje bismo mogli redom ubijati, uključujući i njihove porodice… to se događa i dan danas sa našim specijalnim operacijama u Avganistanu… Naši vijetnamski vojnici prihvatili su predaju i nikada nisam čuo za neko ubistvo civila, osim za masakr u Mi Laju i ubistvo koje sam ja sprečio. Ali naše posade su imale puno prilika „ispravno je jer ih mrzim“ da rade stvari poput ispuštanja suzavca na venčanja i sahrane na otvorenom… jer smo većinom leteli malo iznad nivoa krošnje… kako bismo bili kratka i prolazna meta od bilo kakve neočekivane neprijateljske kopnene vatre.

Povratak u Vung Tau

Ne znam ili se ne mogu setiti ko je to započeo. Možda je vojnik pukao i rekao „Pokazaću vam jebi se!“ Bio je mrak, vikend. Između trideset i četrdeset nas nije išlo u grad iako smo imali izlaz, jer nismo imali novca ili jednostavno nismo marili. Brojni yebite ssse bili su posebno glasni te noći. Neko je pronašao štap i počeo da ubija yebite ssse, a vojnici su se iznenada mobilisali kao da im je naređeno da napadnu i krenuli su divljački da ubijaju guštere. Iznete su baterijske lampe. Locirano je sve više štapova za ubijanje. Trajalo je to možda dva ili tri sata, sve dok živi yebi ssse nije mogao da se nađe. Tela guštera bila su svuda.

Ako smo išta mogli naučiti u Vijetnamu, jeste: čak su i gušteri bili predodređeni da nas mrze.

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Don Rumsfeld: 9 July 1932 – 29 June 2021

Obituary

You all have heard of the first grade primer ‘Dick and Jane’? Well, as fate would have it, Dick did not grow up to love Jane, because Dick (like Don) matured into a homosexual in denial, or “RRR” (sounds like a Rottweiler growl), one of those closet morality, socially/sexually frustrated and consequently mean people known as a Religious Right Republican.

So, this has to be a adult repressed homosexual ‘dick’, or machismo porn variation, of the ‘Dick and Jane’ story. Consequently, the story of how Don Rumsfeld met his demise, because of Dick Cheney’s dog, is pretty screwed up. It’s called: Don & ‘dick.’

Rumsfeld was visiting ‘big dick’ Cheney at Cheney’s ranch in Wyoming, Cheney was wishing he could have shot George Bush in the face with his shotgun because the coward George flinched and did not pull the trigger on Iran…

While reminiscing missed opportunities at initiating Armageddon, wishing they could have shot more people in the face, especially more Arabs, and about their longing for certain fascists to be in their lives, past and present, secular and religious.. among other things, Rummy suddenly asked ‘big dick’ why his Rottweiler, “Machismo”, was always chained up at his kennel.

Mean people have mean dogs and, dick explained to Don that “Machismo” had an edge about him, Machismo simply could not be trusted around visitors. dick went on to explain how he wished it were otherwise and how he wished Machismo could be trusted to obey him and only tear apart people that he did not like, he’d tried dog trainers but they cost him money, too much money, because Machismo took a chuck of flesh out of all of them, every dog trainer he had tried. His insurance premiums had gone sky high, all on account of Machismo.

Rumsfeld: “Why don’t you get a different dog?”

Cheney: “Because I love my Machismo.”

Then Don had an idea.

Rumsfeld: “Hey dick, there is the Arapaho Indian Reservation right up the road, why don’t you get a Medicine Man to take the edge off your Machismo? I saw on the Discovery Channel the Indians can talk to animals, you know they are all devil worshippers, so maybe there is something to it.”

dick’s eyes brightened considerably, an amazing thing, as though a light had turned on upstairs, but then his brow furrowed back to normal, as though nobody were home.

Cheney: “That’s the problem. They are all devil worshipers, you know, Indians are sorcerers like the Old Testament forbid be ‘found among us.’”

So Don & dick discussed that and came up with a solution. If they were not at dick’s ranch while the medicine man worked with dick’s Machismo, the sorcerer would not be found ‘among them’ and it would all be ok in the end, because St Paul had said “All things work together for good” for Christians like Don & dick. So they sent a Secret Service agent to find a medicine man with an explanation of how dick would like the edge taken off of his Machismo, and then went quail hunting, so the Indian sorcerer would not be ‘found among them.’

The secret service agent found a medicine man, a Blackfoot married to an Arapaho and living in Wyoming, a typical dumb Indian, who with a look of stunned disbelief, kept asking the agent again and again “What!?” After the agent had identified himself four times and explained dick Cheney wanted the edge taken off his Machismo eight times, a light filled this Blackfoot Indian’s eyes, this agent was serious, and the devil was right at home.

Indians know when the gods deliver the opportunity of  a lifetime, and this was opportunity at redemption. It had been awhile since the medicine men had been noticed, that is, the now days scarce authentic ones, and the agent had stumbled onto the real thing. First and foremost, this Indian believed in the Native law of reciprocity and well knew how it worked, something the Whitemen had not sorted out since Jesus had told them about it two millennia ago: “As you sow, so shall you reap.”

In this Indian’s world view, the opportunity was all about deliverance, and the attending attrition from any consequence, a sort of natural quantum mechanics shamanic death manifest by friendly fire, simply would have to be tolerated, because the medicine men are all about manifesting truth, and this native cultural idea taken together with the dogs name, set out the path to healing dick’s Machismo: The dog would have to be taught how to enjoy narcissistic sex, instead of biting people.

Initially, the medicine man realized he would have to endure Machismo’s instinct to hump his leg, that was disturbing, but to reach the goal beyond… The Indian told the agent, well, ok, he would do it for ‘dick.’ The agent missed the straight faced Indian humor… and utterly failed his agency’s chartered mandate.

Indians are observational people, primarily, and know the purpose of dog butt sniffing rituals, sort of like when a Blackfoot and Cree spot each other from across a boulevard in downtown Calgary, the hair goes up on both backs and both Indians are thinking to the other “You can sniff my butt” in a historical context, and it is not a friendly thought. The actual butt sniffing between them is purely psychic, preceding any challenge and fight, and the medicine man doctoring dick’s Machismo would need to circumvent this phenomena to achieve his aims. So sorcery came into play. He collected urine from a bitch in heat, rubbed a little of it on his knee, and bringing more along in a vial, he traveled to heal dick’s Machismo.

The dog was very happy to see him, no hostility or butt sniffing ritual encountered at all, the Indian told the agent ‘the spirits’ required he had to work with the dog alone, brought out a plastic baby rattle wrapped in leather with a few strings with beads, to look convincing, and dick’s fundamentalist christian body guard was more than happy to leave. Then this Indian, bringing out the vial of bitch urine, began to work with dick’s Machismo: “Now Machismo, my leg is a good beginning, but we have to show you something, you don’t need my leg or me at all, you can do this all for yourself- just follow her scent to where it feels so right….”

In Blackfoot language we have a word, I don’t know how to spell it in the Whiteman’s language, but it sounds something like oww-woe-tops and it means you are crazy and “everyone knows the Whiteman is crazy” is a Blackfoot proverb proven again and again, example given, ‘dick’ Cheney hiring an Indian that hates him, as every Indian should, to tame his Machismo. There is another Blackfoot word I dare not try to pronounce here, but it means “Dog Face.” It is about as bad as Blackfeet language profanity gets, and it is not as tame as it might seem, initially. The term refers to a certain facial expression…

Don & dick were headed back to dick’s ranch, the agent had called and told them the medicine man had pronounced dick’s Machismo healed and was leaving, and as fate would have it, the medicine man, and Don & dick passed each other on the dirt and gravel country road, the Indian pushing his 1968 Chevy pickup named the “Red Jet” as hard as he could, the worn out 327 V-8 boiling blue smoke into the dust storm he was whipping up behind him, windows down, braids flying, wild eyed panic combined with a maniacal mirth at his crime, co-mingled with prayers to all the gods that he WOULD escape… thinking when he saw Don & dick “you can sniff my butt” while trying to put on as many miles as he could, as fast as he could, to escape dick’s ‘spread.’ Don said “God Damn”, dick in the same moment saying “he must have brought along his whiskey”…

Then, ‘dick’ & Don, walking to the kennel, turned a corner bringing Machismo into view in that very moment Machismo was swallowing it, gulping himself down with a certain facial expression… Don had a sudden epiphany, and he exclaimed “Machismo sucks!”, and dick’s perpetual grimace of hate torqued down to the point it actually broke his primitive semblance of a mind, he pulled his permitted concealed weapon…

The camera pans away to the beautiful red rock cliffs of Wyoming, there was a first shot echoed together with Machismo’s dying yelp, Don shouted “NO!” and the second shot was heard… a pause.. the third shot sounded and America never heard ‘dick’ Cheney say “Terror” again.

In the here-after, for all of eternity, Don repeated “Look Dick, look. See Machismo suck!” And for all of eternity Dick shot Machismo and Don, again and again and could not kill them or himself (because they were already dead.)

The Secret Service agent kept his mouth shut about his role in the cause behind the Rumsfeld/Cheney murder/suicide, and no one came after the medicine man who laughed for years, again and again like a child, every time he recalled:

“you can sniff my butt”

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HARVEST

Cosmology is the Conspiracy

It would appear quite possible that groups of people create collective realities seeming unconsciously, and cause via their collective belief, events to take on what would appear to be an ‘unconscious’ but in reality is a ‘super-conscious’ intelligence that is organized, functions as though it were managed by individuals (even when it is not) and the result is, we can read into those events as though they were managed in a sense they actually are not.

This collective ‘meme’ can explain what is called in the biblical sense ‘principalities of darkness’ or that is to say a ‘spirit of evil’ managing events in a sense of both conspiracy and superstition.

There is quite a bit of ‘coincidental incidence’ in our world indicating peoples of the western culture are creating reality quite independent of self-aware thought and, to a rational observer, it could seem almost certainly by design when in fact this is not necessarily the case. Such would explain a belief in Illuminati when in fact it did not exist in any individual self conscious or ego-aware organized form but nevertheless manifest as an observable phenomena of symptoms or consequence derived from a collective super-conscious phenomenon.

A conclusion could  be there is a ‘super awareness’ of the group causes what appears to be ingenious evil of conspiracy when in fact there is no one individual or group of managers within the group capable of implementing these designs which, nonetheless in actuality, are perceived. To accomplish a reality of evil would only require evil ideas as cultural drivers; whether neoliberal fascism or fascism at the other end of the spectrum of the horseshoe where they meet, Huxley and Orwell both had it right. Huxley’s ‘it’s all about me’ descriptions of licentiousness points to the MTV generation and the global mono-culture of Soros, whereas Orwell’s sequestered environmental portraits aptly describe today’s several manifestations of religious fundamentalist cultures ultimately embedded in institutions of state; where lifting the curtain often discovers rampant closet decadence resembling the Sodom these ‘people’ (if they can be called that) so vehemently condemn.

The natural progression to end result would be, when a large portion of an aggressive society collectively believes in an archetype, whether a science fiction ‘utopia’ (despite the collective social denial this is in fact a murderous dystopia) or religion inspired Armageddon, all of the necessary players will naturally manifest in a super-conscious organized format empowered to bring it off, where no one individual or group of individuals or players could effect this by individual or personal volition; nevertheless the super-consciousness of the event’s initiating group insures creation of this reality for the collective whole. Huxley or Orwell? Which past projection of these valid co-equal realities will win out?

Huxley’s projected manifestations that became Google, Gates and Suckerberg pushing trans-humanism on this world stand little chance of survival when contrasted to Orwell’s projected, medieval, but 21st Century technology empowered, apocalyptic ‘good versus evil’ fable driving our Western world’s fundamentalist religions’ reality.

If you’ve not seen the Pentagon in this light, and radical Christian cosmology is the effective driver of what appears to be pointed to inevitable catastrophic outcome, better to change fables at the top, you think? Now, just how do you suppose this change of fables at the apex of military power could be accomplished? As things stand,  we’re all little more than an extinction event waiting to happen. To all of us.

Of course, even if it were somehow managed to remove the nukes from the hands of our military/industrial complex control (yo, senile Joe, our religious Pentagon’s Orwellian possession of ‘tactical’ nukes likely to move WWIII towards an extinction event aren’t necessarily controlled by your presidential ‘football’) we all still remain on the receiving end of Huxley’s social projection morphed into ‘trans-humanism’ pushed by Gates & Suckerberg. It’s the mRNA vaccine scene called Covid 19. Ouch.

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Satirized information for the seasoned cynic:

DIY is the American acronym for ‘do it yourself.’ Now, sit down before you go on to read what follows; where reality mocks sanity.

Firstly, anyone reading here can go to any search engine and order ‘do it yourself’ [diy] gene editing kits. Enter “diy gene editing” and what do you know! What used to be the province of scientific labs at universities is history, last century, passé, done and over with. A bright 17 year old with wealthy and disconnected parents can, these days, set up a world class equipped, home laboratory in the basement of his house and create what could amount to a military grade bio-weapons facility.

Yep. Been worried about what DARPA might do? So dated, out-of fashion, these days any wealthy kid with an IQ of 150, left to raise himself up to be a sociopath, can do what was proposed at the Pentagon [link to post subjected to an intense information war determined to ‘debunk’ it] a scant 15 years ago; genetically edit religious conviction out of the future:

Ooooh… those naughty scientists at wooohan were so careless to let the genie out of the geopolitical bottle, er, I meant let Bat-woman do the big no-no… when actuality is, it could be (these days) any pissed off bright person with a bit of money and biological know-how and an ax to grind with humanity can make mass shooters look like your typically ignorant school yard bully… and f***ing harmless by comparison. In fact (except for its creator) nobody knows for certain and most likely we’ll never know with absolute certainty where Covid 19 actually came from. All we do know is, it looks like it was made in a lab, kitchen, basement or garage.

Yes, folks, that’s what Cartesian-Platonic civilization’s ‘thirst to know’ has brought us all to (Western science is the story of Pandora’s Box) while our political bosses are running us all off a cliff like lemmings; enabling their corrupt buddies at big pharma to take advantage of ’emergency use authorizations’ generating vast amounts of filthy lucre with even more experimental gene editing .. the only fit for lab rats mRNA gene therapies created by scientists not nearly so bright as our world’s angry kids.

Either one could kill us all –

Covid: Scientific Counter-Narratives

updated 18 October 2021

One to watch: Growing Indisputable Evidence; Uttar Pradesh, India. 200 Million People. Down to 17 New Covid Cases daily. 14 Straight Weeks of Downward Trend in Covid Infections. Just Over 400 Total Active Infections. What’s the Other Story Here? Ivermectin is Responsible. Update: Uttar Pradesh now at 0.01% positivity rate, 33 districts covid free. 2nd update: WHO is involved but keeps quiet on Uttar Pradesh success story.

Covid scientific counter-narratives includes links to information provided by front-line doctors and top scientific researchers from universities and other institutions that are suppressed by algorithms at google search and have been censored at Facebook, Twitter, Youtube & LinkedIn.  If it appears any of the links have been scrubbed from the net, copy the link location (control + click with a macbook on any link below) and enter it into the search-bar at https://archive.li/ (where the articles are backed up.) This list is updated more or less weekly. The first five articles are my own, most of the rest (with a few exceptions) are either external links or journalism republished at ronaldthomaswest.com.

Transcendent Corruption & Corona Virus part one

Transcendent Corruption & Corona Virus part two

When Western Culture Turned to Cannibalism

Covid, mRNA & Mad Scientists

The Flip: Russian Propaganda Technique

FDA & CDC Suppress Hospital’s 90% Vaccinated Covid Patients

Ivermectin: Rogan Takes On CNN’s Sanjay Gupta (Rogan Wins)

How Israel Became Pfizer’s Lab Experiment

Big Pharma Lap Dog: Ivermectin Works But Let’s Study it More

29 Studies: Natural Immunity is Superior to Vaccination

Amish Covid (herd immunity)

New Anti-Covid Drug = Profit Over Safety

How Covid Manipulation Made Moderna Fiscally Viable

Doctors Stepping Outside Official Narrative Risk License Loss

Merck Sells EUA Covid Pill at 40 Times Production Price

Vaccination Injuring Young Males At Unprecedented Level

Senator Rand Paul on the Covid Fraud (video & text)

Bad News for Gene Editing

Lengthy Breakdown of the Covid History & Fraud

Vaccination of Kids “Against Established Science”

AMA Directs Doctors to Deceive (Mercola)

Covid Math Doesn’t Add Up

Croatia: No More Vaccinations

US Army Equates Anti-Vax With Satanism (threatens soldiers)

Social Distancing “Completely Made Up” (FDA official)

Labs Can’t Find Covid Virus in 1,500 Positive Tests

Anti-Ivermectin ‘Experts’ Conflicts of Interest

USA: Ivermectin Disinformation Source & Timeline

German Doctors: Stop The Panic Propaganda (in German)

FDA Expert: Vaccines May Kill More Than They Save

India Lawsuit vs WHO (youtube, 53 min)

In Australia, Flu is Covid

Covid in Geopolitics (Gorilla Radio)

“Constitutional Work Around” The USA Vaccine Mandate

More Heath Workers Quit Rather Than ‘get the jab’

RollingStone & Twitter Collude in Fake Ivermectin Story

Five Alarm Fire: Vaccine Replication of Spike Protein

Aussie Prison vs Russian Freedom (youtube, 52 min)

Scotland Statistic: Vaccines Kill More People Than Covid

FDA Rats Leave the Sinking Ship

Ivermectin & Joe Rogan

Innumerable False Covid Cases Officially Registered

On Indigenous Healers of Covid (Columbia, Pacific Coast)

UK Statistic: Less Than 1/3 of Covid Deaths in Unvaccinated

Vitamin D: Study Says Without It, Covid Patients Often Die

Faux FDA Pfizer Approval, EUA Still Applies (pdf)

21% of Covid in Vaccinated = 58% of all Covid Deaths

Corrupt Oxymoron in FDA/Pfizer Approval (pdf)

Statistical Fraud in the FDA/Pfizer Vaccine Approval

Links Collection to 30 Studies: Masks Don’t Work

Bill Gates Major Pfizer Shares-holder

Another Study: Ivermectin Works

Leading Expert: Mass Covid Vaccination “Historic Mistake”

Top Tokyo Medical Authority: Use Ivermectin

New Scientific Study re HCQ & Ivermectin: It Works

Does Pfizer Require Employee Vaccination? No.

Highly Qualified Virologist: Vaccines are Driving the Pandemic

Gibraltar: 99% Vaccinated, 2,500% Spike in Covid Cases 

Israel: Natural Immunity Far Stronger Than Vaccine Immunity

Study: Ivermectin Cut Intensive Care Deaths 38% (Spanish)

Another Study: Ivermectin Stops Covid

Survey: Over 1/2 of America’s Doctors Decline Vaccination

CDC Proposes ‘Covid Camps’ for the “Vulnerable”

Expert: Covid Propaganda Threat to Democracy (video, 44 min)

Natural Immunity in Unvaccinated/Recovered is STRONG

Each Covid Booster Multiples Chance of Dying From Vaccine

Overview of Misconduct Alleged by Whistleblowers

EU: 20,500 Deaths, 1.9 Million Injuries from Vaccines (1/2 of Europe)

Anti-Body Dependent Enhancement in the Vaccinated (nasty stuff)

2020: 1.6 BILLION Masks in the Ocean, 450 Years to Decompose

Over 100,000 Vaccinated Get Covid, CDC Quit Counting at 10,000

Vaccinated Dropping Dead in Scotland: Official Statistics

Delta Variant in India: No Worse Than a Common Cold

CDC Notice: PCR Test Goes to Trash (see Gates & Soros)

Gates & Soros to Buy Covid Testing Company

Forensic Analysis: 9,000 Vaccine Deaths Should be 45,000

PCR False Positives Big Problem in Australia

USA New Trend: More Deaths From Vaccine Than Covid

UK New Trend: More Cases in Vaccinated Than Unvaccinated

Pfizer Ex-VP: “Fact-Checkers Pack of Lies”

Dr Martin’s Fauci/Covid Criminal Dossier (pdf 205 pages)

PCR Tests Accuracy Debunked (again)

EUA (experimental) Vaccines Violate Nuremberg Ethics 

Canada Fires Another Top Doctor for Raising Questions

Pfizer Manipulated Vaccine Protocols for Children

USA Senator: Suppression of Vaccine Deaths in Media

Politics of Ivermectin in Indonesia

18-39? AstraZeneca Twice as Likely to Kill You as Covid

Fear Mongers vs Delta Variant kills 0.08% of Unvaccinated

Countless Holes in the Official Covid Narrative (the long read)

Lisbon court: 0.9% (152) covid deaths, not the 17,000 claimed (pdf)

1.5 Million Vaccine Injuries, 15,000+ Deaths in EU (1/2 of Europe)

Top Medical Professor Fired for Questioning Vaccinating Children

Inventor of mRNA censored at Youtube for saying “ivermectin”

Moderna mRNA Vaccine Developed Before Covid Outbreak

Asymptomatic Covid Spread Alarm Was False

Science Breakthrough: How Ivermectin Works on Covid

PhD in Immunology censored at Youtube

India Lawsuit Against WHO Chief Scientist (pdf)

India Bar Association Sues WHO Chief Scientist

Corrupt WHO Pushes Back on Ivermectin in India

India Court Over-Rules WHO, Allows Ivermectin

Ivermectin Crushes Covid in Mexico City

Pfizer’s Own Research Reveals mRNA Vaccine deadly

Suppressing Ivermectin Has Killed 1/2 Million (to May 2021)

John Hopkins Professor: 1/2 of Americans are immune

The Drug That Cracked Covid (pdf file)

CDC Data 12,000% Increase in Deaths With EUA Vaccines

Another 160 Experts Say Stop the Experimental Jabs

Ivermectin Crushes Covid in Delhi

How Corruption Suppresses Ivermectin

Paper by 57 Scientists: Stop EUA Vaccinating Now

Bill Gates Protects Big Pharma Profits on Covid Vaccines

More on mRNA Experimental Vaccine

Top Yale University Researcher: Ivermectin Kills Covid

Covid vs Flu: Where is the Grim Reaper’s Scythe in 2020-2021?

Covid: Suppression of Scientific Counter-Narratives

mRNA: “It’s Gene Therapy, Not A Vaccine” David Martin, PhD

We’ll Have Herd Immunity by April by Dr Marty Makary (Johns Hopkins)

Treat Your Own Covid by John Day MD

Beating covid with generic drugs

The Great Barrington Declaration on covid

Fear is the Killer on covid

PCR False Positives (Study: Ten Fatal Flaws)

Propaganda & Corona Virus

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Covid 19

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A former Sergeant of Operations and Intelligence for Special Forces, Ronald Thomas West is a retired investigator (living in exile) whose work focus had been anti-corruption. Ronald had lived over thirty years in close association with Blackfeet Indians (those who still speak their language), and is published in international law as a layman: The Right of Self- Determination of Peoples and It’s Application to Indigenous People in The USA or The Mueller-Wilson Report, co-authored with Dr Mark D Cole. Ronald has been adjunct professor of American Constitutional Law at Johannes Gutenberg University, Mainz, Germany (for English credit, summer semester 2008.) Ronald’s formal educational background (no degree) is social psychology. His therapeutic device is satire.

Contact: penucquemspeaks@googlemail.com

“Non-cooperation with evil is as much a duty as cooperation with the good” -Mahatma Ghandi

When greed supersedes racism, suddenly, ‘everyone is a nigger.’ Trump’s manipulated ‘white trash’ or ‘crackers’ had failed to understand it is identical underlying force, greed, and greed’s attending model of exploitation, had been the origin of chattel slavery that now underwrites the collapse of the blue collar, white middle class. We shouldn’t blame Trump for creating the conditions creating a new class of honky crackers (globalism did that) but certainly Trump exploited their ‘hope’ when he surrounded himself with world class criminal sociopaths on the extreme right of the 1% (the 2019 Trump cabinet included 17 millionaires, 2 one hundred million plus millionaires and 1 billionaire; altogether worth $3.2 billion.) Any expectation this crew would have sacrificed any portion of their fortunes (via profit losses) by reinvesting in the USA rather than cheap, outsourced labor, is fantasy par excellence. We’re all ‘niggers’ now, not to mention ‘useless eaters.’

What has manifest since Bill Clinton deregulated the American economy is a form of 21st Century slavery that doesn’t give a damn for the color of your skin and it doesn’t matter to any of the 1% whether your ‘master’ is on the left or right. Just don’t hurt the bottom line (profit) because the underlying motive is ‘all you stupid white niggers, if the global 1% can get you all fighting with (the dumber than fuck) antifa, as well as hating blacks, Mexicans, kulaks and chinks, we’ll never have to worry about y’all getting together to throw us out.’ So, listen up, whitey, here’s the what and how behind the modern rendition of what’s happening to you, with a relevant thumbnail history:

When America’s ‘European morality’ had ‘matured’ and the abolition of slavery became a political expediency of Abraham Lincoln…

“If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that”

…following the war which ‘saved the union’, ’emancipation’ was morphed into 100 years of ‘Jim Crow era’ where freed slaves and their descendants were denied voting rights and were literally “barbecued” or lynched after having been tortured to death, sometimes burned alive or dragged to death, with large attending crowds photographed with the dead  victims at these events made into postcards that were delivered by the United States Postal Service.

In fact Lincoln (and his successors) didn’t give a rat’s ass for the civil rights of blacks, he just wanted (and did) what was necessary to keep his political power intact while serving an industrialized North with it’s own system of chattel exploitation (keep reading.)

Abandoning their ’40 acres and a mule’ (a sort of compensation towards a ‘new’ post-slavery life) in droves, over six million blacks fled the South’s ‘crackermania’, migrating to cities in the West and North of the USA where they took the bait of the industrial corporations offers of factory work; that is, until the factories were no longer profitable and the corporations abandoned these communities to their own devices with little opportunity at community advancement or even sustaining what they’d gained in the short term. Locked into a subsequent social prejudice driven poverty with menial labor afforded to the LUCKY ONES, that’s the short history leading to America’s ‘black slums.’ Nobody with the political power to repair this actually gave a damn, they were all bought then, little different to now.

That’s the principle, in short, of what drives today’s globalism and makes everyone poor, regardless of color of skin. Corporations have taken their capital out of America’s communities to invest in cheaper labor abroad and the white working class is collapsing into the same poverty that had been the experience of the black communities previous to this. Now, how’s it feel to be the ‘nigger’? And it doesn’t stop there, because when they decide you’re too much burden, or think you’re becoming ‘uppity’, they’ll ‘barbecue’ you too (little different to any hellfire missile launched outside the empire’s “homeland”)

Maybe, just maybe, whitey, y’all should look at setting some history aside and begin negotiating some détente and political alliances with black people in the lower middle class communities you should be grateful hadn’t adopted the attitude of ‘the only good cracker is a dead cracker.’ From there alliances might be bridged deeper into those ghettos with a seething anger at what had happened to them and what is now happening to you. Nobody has to be in love, only reasoned, civil and fair.

The concluding reality is, if the 1% are Sneetches decorated with stars, and Trump is a Sneetch with a star, what Trump actually promised you, that is recovering the short lived ‘golden age’ of the white America of the 1950s, that horse has bolted the barn. It ain’t coming back and the Sneetches with stars who stole it from you aren’t going to share the wealth because criminals don’t voluntarily surrender their business models. Whatever opportunities might exist aren’t going to manifest from nostalgia; and they won’t manifest at all so long as the filthy rich can keep you all hating, divided and fighting from a stance of ignorance.

A closing note would be to the crackers’ adversaries, that is libtards in general, Black Lives Matter (shouldn’t all life matter?) and antifa; insofar as the one percent millionaire and de facto President Harris using you like the idiots you are, you’re dumber than this cracker portrayed wondering at a life in a world that never did exist and never will exist:

She’s an incarceration queen chosen by corporate boards to protect their wealth from you, anyone and everyone, end of story. Maybe all you libtards should look at opening a dialogue with the ‘crackers’ … because if you were actually ‘woke’ you’d understand we’re all niggers now.

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Some serious reading:

[1] https://www.abhmuseum.org/one-hundred-years-of-jim-crow/

[2] https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-17/this-map-of-u-s-lynchings-spans-1835-to-1964

[3] https://www.forbes.com/sites/michelatindera/2019/07/25/the-definitive-net-worth-of-donald-trumps-cabinet/?sh=1fcf913c6a15

[4] https://www.opensecrets.org/personal-finances/Kamala-Harris/assets?cid=N00036915&year=2018

[5] https://nypost.com/2020/08/12/inside-kamala-harris-polarizing-record-as-a-prosecutor/

The American folk saying ‘that was useful as tits on a boar’ to describe an unhelpful action, and doubtless much more ‘folk wisdom’ should be extended protection under the United Nations Cultural Heritage program, before it is lost due to the ‘cancel culture’ canceling of language.

Relevant to this, it has been established in genetics:

“Discoveries during the subsequent [immediate past] two decades have continued to support the idea that loss of function contributes to adaptation (Murray 2020), with cases of adaptive or beneficial loss of function being discovered across diverse organisms, genes, traits, and environments” [1]

Without question, example given, this ‘loss of function’ is how cows were domesticated and why they have no chance to survive outside the ‘pastoral’ care we give them, little different to sheep (and much more.)

In other words, when civilization gets its hands on something, it ‘dumbs it down’ severely (adapts it with genetic diversity loss) to accomplish ‘survival’, for instance, if  you want to survive (or survive in) the cancel culture, ‘breast feeding’ becomes ‘chest feeding’ because you might offend a pregnant woman who typically wears a strap-on penis, when busy in bed at home, and in the maternity ward, she should feel at home. [2]

So, at maternity ward check-out, when provided a ‘formerly known as a breast-milk pump’ relabeled (stickered over with the new nomenclature) ‘mammalian/mammary gland excretion extractor’ did we just become a little bit (just a little) less human? Is our language in a state of degradation or are we becoming ‘technically’ enlightened? Let’s consult with the legendary linguist Noam Chomsky:

MERGE

Chimpanzee Brain, Drawing

“You can’t convince a chimpanzee to give you a banana with the promise it will get 20 more bananas in chimpanzee heaven. It won’t do it. But humans will” -Behaviorist Yuval Noah Harari [3]

National Public Radio interview with Professor Noam Chomsky; Honkus Screed Chair in Philology; Noam Chomsky School of Linguistics, Lord Greystoke Institute of Technology

NPR: So tell us Professor Chomsky, give some understanding to lay science people and reporters like myself, what is the acronym MERGE? How were you inspired to this theory?

Chomsky: Macaroni Enhanced Radio Gestation Etymology or MERGE, came to me in a meditative state when attempting digesting pasta.

NPR: Ok, so that explains the ‘macaroni enhanced’ aspect but what is ‘radio gestation etymology?

Chomsky: As Descartes noticed, we appear to be speaking freely in a way deemed appropriate to circumstances but is not caused by the circumstances. Or in lay terms, ‘Just plain BS.’ So we can produce speech over an unbounded range, constantly inventing irrelevant crap, in a way that is not determined by external stimuli and in a way that does not seem to be caused by any internal structure. And we can produce this bullshit in ways that others with similar capacities to absorb crap can comprehend and recognize as nonsense similar to their own. Well, that sort of creative aspect of comprehension is a total mystery. But that’s my language. Now questions arise for everything; bullshit visionaries in science; bullshit organization of motion or the sport of cricket particularly; bullshit audition or hearing voices in our heads, particularly our own voices that tend never to shut up; bullshit arithmetical ability mostly prone to numbers that don’t add up .. for instance Keynesian economics; bullshit comparisons to chimps fluent in sign language whose paintings are as accomplished as those by masters of modern art, any pseudo-cognitive bullshit. Bullshit happens. In language, bullshit spreads like memes. So, all of this verbiage and related crap, gestated in idle imagination, is my etymology spread via media, for instance radio.

NPR: Ok, well said professor. But let’s followup that idea; for example we have Sesame Street consigns philosophy to an entity that lives in a garbage can…

Chomsky: As per your example, each of us has somehow acquired the capacity for crap which, from the very first step, is largely mysterious. Take a child raised in the cancel culture. Almost instantly and reflexively, he or she is able to embrace, out of the environment, all datum which is garbage related. How? A chimpanzee has roughly the same auditory & visual system but plainly it does not. And that is just the first step that is not understood. How did we acquire the infinite capacity to produce and immerse in rather endless, inane bullshit?

NPR: What can we say points toward this human genius for constructs? Are there any clues?

Chomsky: The most elementary combinatorial operation which finds its place somewhere in every computational process is simply an operation that takes two objects already constructed and forms a new object out of them. For instance a toilet and seat to the combined brilliance of a toilet seat. That is MERGE. This occurred to me while I had the seat up, when hurling my pasta.

NPR: So, the regurgitation of ideas is innate?

Chomsky: Whatever the lexical genitalia are, they have to be put together, and the easiest way for them to be put together is for some process to attract them, like estrus or ‘heat’ in layman’s terms. That’s MERGE. If you need more than that, then ok, there’s more – like cunnilingus – and anything more will be specific to language. For instance ‘blow-job.’

NPR: So language is as old as any sex act would be a cognitive event?

Chomsky: You got an operation that enables you to take sexual objects or concepts of similar sort, already constructed, and make highly enhanced or imaginative sexual objects out of them. That’s MERGE. As soon as you have that, you have an infinite variety of hierarchically structured expressions, such as dildos, available to you. This is why obelisks, dildos on a grand scale if you will, are expression of language through symbolism throughout civilization.

NPR: So, it’s not a question of which came first? The dildo or the language?

Chomsky: It looks as if – given the time involved – there was a sudden ‘great leap forward.’ Some small genetic modification somehow morphed us all into Maos and made this human capacity for dildoism possible. And with it came an entire range of lethal options that are available to humans within a theory of mind – a follows-orders theory of mind – so you know that some petty tyrant is trying to kill you because you don’t think what somebody else wants you to think.

NPR: A sort of ‘just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you’ phenomenon?

Chomsky: Well, paranoia takes place not only in a person, but also a group. We know, from physical anthropology, that this was a very small copulating group – some little group of bonobo in a corner of some playboy paradise – apparently. It was in that group, in Desmond Morris’ Tarzan, or that is to say within an anthropomorphized naked ape, some observation took place, leading to some future hominid adapted capacity of language; pointing to evolutionary event like Mao’s great leap forward. Dildoism wouldn’t have arisen without this critically important person.

NPR: Professor Noam Chomsky, thank you for your time.

note: this satire is based on actual interviews with Noam Chomsky whose quotes I have ‘modified’ (to say the least.)

[1] https://www.nature.com/articles/s41437-021-00403-2

[2] https://www.inyourarea.co.uk/news/hospital-tells-maternity-staff-words-chestfeeding-breastfeeding/

[3] https://evolutionnews.org/2018/12/for-a-transhumanists-a-dawning-realization/

The Satires

If this were a X-Rated blog when it comes to satire, I’d put torture fans Alfreda Bikowski & Gina Haspel in a CIA honey trap’s lesbian porn video scene, produced for intra-agency blackmail purpose and…

Bill Barr: Whoa!! Look at the size of Haspel’s [redacted] !!!

Liz(ard) Kimber: Ooooh…

Mike Pompeo: Holy Jesus! What do you call one that big?!

Ricky Prado: Nuestra Señora de Atocha!

Pompeo: What’s that?

Kimber: A sunken Spanish treasure galleon, good call! Bikowsky’s face will require a diving bell with oxygen line to find Haspel’s [redacted], er, I meant the pleasure jewel in that!!

Greetings to the spooks, check out the quotes on the front page, if you’d spend the rest of your lives learning how live honestly, it be a better endeavor on behalf of humanity than just about anything else you could do … it’s long past time (and probably too late) to insist on an international convention governing the criminal behaviors of spies –

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More on this skit’s players (the serious stuff)

https://archive.li/OWixF Haspel:

“Haspel played a leading role in the creation and perpetuation of the CIA’s false claims that torture uniquely produced actionable intelligence that saved lives”

https://archive.li/u78W2 Bikowsky:

“played a central role in the bungled rendition [and torture] of Khaled el-Masri, who was revealed to be innocent”

https://archive.li/U81E3 Pompeo:

“Instead of pursuing the torturers, the U.S. [Pompeo] is condemning [threatening] the investigators, and even their families”

https://archive.li/V8wJ3 Prado:

“Even as Prado rose to the CIA equivalent of a two-star general, he helped [narco boss] San Pedro with numerous deadly deeds” [murders]

https://archive.li/H9CKi Barr:

“William Barr will not prosecute a CIA officer doubling as narcotics cartel serial killer, Enrique Prado, a man Robert Mueller let run free to go on killing for a decade following a proverbial ‘mountain of evidence’ provided by Mueller’s own FBI (as well, state authorities), evidence which had been subsequently quashed by leadership at the top”

https://archive.li/brfXh Kimber:

“One dispute involved a field assignment she botched in Europe and blamed on a colleague, according to the former operative. And many of the spies she recruited during a European posting, the operative said, “turned out to be worthless.”

More CIA ‘sexcapades’ (featuring Barr)

History (where it all began)

* BCHP internet tag = “Biggest Cunt in the History of Porn”

 

Čitajte na srpskom

The King turns to his Vizier and poses a question:

The European League proposes for us to join their economic alliance and adopt their money. What are the benefits versus the detractions?

The Vizier, a European League spy, was uncomfortable, certainly not able to speak freely. To escape the question he said:

Let us ask the Jester.

The Jester:

A king’s corrupt accountant raises a sum from 2,000 to 3,000 and calls this a 50% increase. Then, this same person cuts the sum of 3,000 by one half to arrive at 1,500 and this is called a 50% decrease.

But the 50% increased number can be cut 33-1/3% to arrive at the initial sum of 2,000? Suddenly, like magic, 500 has vanished? Where did it go?

A 50% increase cannot be reversed and equal a 50% decrease in this problem without a deceit, no different to altering the method where reducing 3,000 by 50% equals 1,500 and increasing the 1,500 by 50% equals 2,250; wherein to make the percentages match in actuality and keep the lie out of the numbers should require a 50% increase of 1,500 is 1,500 because the sum of 1,500 becomes precisely 50% of the 3,000.

Would not the more honest approach beg to work with the end sums (actual outcomes) only, where 2,000 can only become 3,000 by a 33-1/3 percentage increase of what had been 2,000 becoming 3,000? In this case a 50% reduction can actually amount to 1,500 without a lie.

If indeed, in practical applications, 50% should bring us to 3,000 from 1,500 but the 50% is labelled 750, arriving at 2,250, into whose pocket did the other 750 potentially vanish? Is the problem semantics only? Or does the European League’s “Transcendent Corruption” accounting math work in a manner similar to method this problem identifies when, for instance, making their fiat currency’s ‘amount in circulation’ grow and diminish or the public tax monies appear and vanish? The ‘assignment of percentage values’ in the European League’s math would appear to allow for nearly any chicanery presented to the King and his people to become a de facto ‘fait accompli’ in ‘good faith’ no matter the sum’s disposition!

The King:

Who can vouch for this?!

The Jester:

Why it is the European League’s spies, Your Majesty, as they state so clearly for you in their many reports’ disclaimer:

“Judgments are not intended to imply that we have proof that shows something to be a fact. Assessments are based on … information which is often incomplete or fragmentary, as well as logic, argumentation, and precedents”

The King:

Turns a murderous expression towards The Vizier…

 

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Illustration: Rand Paul, er, I meant Danny Kay in the film The Court Jester (Paramount)

Brabonjak na engleskom dingleberry /ˈdɪŋɡ(ə)lbɛri/
im. (mn. dingleberries) sleng, vulg.
1 loptica govneta zakačena za dlake oko anusa kod životinje ili čoveka.
2 neformalno: budalasta ili nesposobna osoba: Taj blentavi brabonjak Slavoj Žižek koji manifestuje svoj narcizam u Lakanovom ogledalu.
POREKLO: nem. ding od Hegelovog „Ding-an-sich“ ili „stvar kao takva“+ berry. Der Narzisst Slavoj Žižek manifestiert sein Scheißkerl im Spiegel

„Žižekovo razumevanje političkog uverenja po uzoru je na Lakanovo shvatanje transfera u psihoanalizi. Uverenje ili „pretpostavka“ analizirane osobe u psihoanalizi je da Onaj drugi (njegov analitičar) zna značenje njegovih simptoma. Ovo je, očigledno, lažno verovanje, na samom početku analitičkog procesa

Drugim rečima, filozofski govoreći, oni koji se podvrgavaju analizi ne mogu znati razliku između sopstvene zadnjice i jednog ili drugog kraja šupljeg trupca.

Ali, tek držanjem ovog lažnog uverenja o analitičaru, posao analize može da se nastavi, a transferno uverenje može postati istinito (kada analitičar zaista postane sposoban da protumači simptome). Žižek tvrdi da je ova neobična intersubjektivna ili dijalektička logika verovanja u kliničku psihoanalizu isto [ono] što karakteriše politička uverenja ljudi“

Dakle, na kraju političkog „analitičkog“ procesa, analitičar Žižek je „Onaj drugi“ u „Ogledalu“ … „Izvođač Političkog Felacija Tevtoncima“ ili „IPFT“ (zvuči kao mačije šištanje), takođe poznatog kao „scheizkerl sindrom“ koji karakterišu međugeneracijski, psihološki brabonjci nasleđeni od francuskog Višijevskog lekara Lakana i ustajalog leša Hegelovog dela.

Pomalo je vijugav put kojim pratimo Žižekov slovenački kulturni zagrljaj Martina Lutera i Luterovih predaka (nemačko katoličanstvo) preko Francuske, ali zapravo nije teško.

Neofrojdovski junak Slavoja Žižeka, Žak Lakan, pomalo neprijatno miriše na Višijevsku Francusku. Tokom nacističke okupacije Pariza, čini se da je Lakan i dalje radio kao terapeut u vojnoj bolnici Val-de-Gras, a istovremeno, njegova privatna praksa se neprekidno odvijala bez ometanja i uznemiravanja. Čovek se samo može zapitati da li je ili, kada i kako je, maršal Peten ili možda Klaus Barbi predstavljen kao Lakanov „Onaj drugi“ u njegovoj psihijatrijskoj praksi.

Da li bi ovo trebalo da ukaže na temelj filozofije koja je neiskrena? Pa, to bi bilo „otvoreno za tumačenje“, jer je Lakan bio dovoljno pronicljiv da istakne da evropska tradicija socijalne razvojne psihologije podrazumeva stvaranje narcisa u svakom detetu sa njegovim konceptom „Ogledala“. Naravno, posledični „Onaj drugi“ koji se projektuje u čovekovo svakodnevno okruženje i susrete, zapravo je naknadna nesposobnost evropskog pojedinca (uključujući i Lakana) da shvati da bi mogla postojati bilo koja razumljiva stvarnost za samo jedan stepen izvan granica sopstvene percepcije sebe u granicama od 2 ili 3 stepena. Ukratko: „Ljudi toliko puni sebe su previše socijalno glupi da bi shvatili da su oblikovani u nešto krajnje glupo.“

Ovo se odnosi na Lakanovu vezu sa Džejmsom Džojsom; intelektualno nepošteni filozofi su poput buva koje se hrane na trbuhu kuje, u onim boemskim kafanama iz kojih nisu izbijali (iz sadašnje ere) iznureni klingonski pesnici Robert Blaj, leš Kena Kizija i Tom Robins (između ostalih). Ovu savremenu kafansku scenu mogli bismo nazvati post -intelektualni-pobedi-svoje-meso-izam. Evo Robinsovog pogleda na Džojsovu književnu monstruoznost „Fineganovog bdenja“

„Jezik u njemu je neverovatan. Postoji toliko mnogo slojeva igre rečima i referenci na mitologiju i istoriju. Ipak, to je najrealističniji roman ikad napisan. Upravo zbog toga je tako nečitljiv. Napisao je tu knjigu na način kako deluje i ljudski um. Inteligentan, znatiželjan um. A upravo je takva i svest. Nije linearna. Jedna stvar nagomilana na drugu. I sve vrste unakrsnih referenci. A on to dovodi do krajnosti. Nikada nije postojala takva knjiga i mislim da nikada neće biti još jedne takve knjige. I to je apsolutno monumentalno ljudsko dostignuće. Ali vrlo je teško čitati “

Robins je, takođe, između ostalog rekao:

„Potičem iz dugog niza propovednika i policajaca. Sada je opštepoznato da su policajci urođeni lažovi, a evanđelisti provode život pričajući fantastične priče na takav način da inače racionalne ljude uvere da su stvarne. Dakle, pretpostavljam da sam prirodno stekao svoje narativne sklonosti ”

Podelite prvi pasus sa drugim pasusom i pretpostavljam da će čitalac razumeti kompulzivnog lažova (ili „mrtvog pesnika“, u ovom slučaju) razumevajući Džojsa, dok je opijen LSD-om nalik na šarlatana (Lakana), koji prepisuje Frojda da bi postigao da se proslavi tvrdnjom da stvara nešto smisleno od besmislica. Narcisoidnost nikada nije poznavala veći fond talenata od onih koji tvrde da mogu razumno pročitati ono što se ne može razumno pročitati, ili smisleno ostvariti ono što se ne može smisleno ostvariti ili, uopšte, imati bilo kakav smisao onoga što je utvrđeno kao očigledna besmislica, ali to je zapadnjačka igra filozofa; zatrpavanje protivrečnosti svoje kulture u složenom, preopširnom izlaganju: tako da se te protivrečnosti nikada ne sretnu licem u lice. Ovo nas dovodi do kulturnog mentaliteta Slovenaca.

Sloven koji oponaša Nemca (kad to nije osmišljena komedija) je poput pačuka koji oponaša ideologiju skinhedsa; osim što je kulturno neprijateljstvo staro milenijumima i usađeno u DNK. Ovaj fenomen nije ništa drugo do kosmička satira izlivena u kalupu takozvanog „Stokholmskog sindroma“. A kada je to čitav jedan narod, to se može opisati samo kao parodija „kraja sveta“; narod, čiji je jezik bliski rođak staroslovenskog i koji ima puno značajnih Slovena, otvoreno se opredelio kao rasni „Untermensch“, podložan klanju prema nemačkoj kulturološkoj definiciji, u ne tako davnoj prošlosti (ne zaboravimo da projekat denacifikacije nije nikad sproveden u Adenauerovoj posleratnoj Nemačkoj, naprotiv, mnogi nacisti su „rehabilitovani“ ako se taj izraz može primeniti na organizaciju Gelen koja je postala tajna špijunska služba Nemačke), pak slovenački filozof trči u zagrljaj potomstva Martina Luthera i Hegelov „idealizam“. Hajde da se malo zabavimo u ovom formatu podsvesne kulturne metafore ili bajke:

Ova „postmoderna tevtonska bajkovita vizija“ mogla bi se nazvati „gasni napad“, gde bi u stvari „gasni napad“, drugačije od nacističkog koršćenja Ciklona B, podižući agoniju bolova izazvanih gasom na novi filozofski nivo, mogao biti jednako smrtonosan, tihi prdež, u uljudnom društvu. Na primer, niko ne bi želeo da vređa kuvanje nečije majke, ali u prethodnoj eri, nekada davno, izvesna frau Žižek je preuzela na sebe da, subotom uveče, redovno priprema za večeru jelo od šunke i velikog belog pasulja, baš uoči nedeljnih jutara, kada je malog Slavoja, paradnim korakom kao dobrog vojnika, otac vodio u crkvu.

Sada, iz nekog razloga, dogodilo se i jedno i drugo; mali Slavoj je žudeo za ovom poslasticom, ali se on NIJE svideo poslastici. Ali ovu nesrećnu telesnu disonancu, zasnovanu na biološkom principu, koja se uveliko dešavala, a da je oni veliki porodični autoriteti nisu otkrili. To je bilo zato što bi roditelji malog Slavoja odlazili na glavnu crkvenu službu, gde bi se predavanja o svemogućem odvijala na akademski način, dostojan kule od slonovače, dok bi puki podređeni kućni babuni, poput malog Slavoja, bili izdvojeni na „obuku“ u pravilnom luteranskom stilu… u nešto unapred stvorenom shvatanju budućeg raja gde deci nije dozvoljeno prisustvo u društvu dešavanja i / ili zbivanja odraslih, što takoreći ima svoje korene u Hegelovom shvatanju podele.

Tako se desilo, ovaj nesrećni mali Slavoj, više puta (na časovima zaredom i više puta na času), bio je nalik na mašinu koja je istiskivala veoma vlažne prdeže, krajnje tihe sorte i čija bi aroma topila metal poput topionice. Ili, srušila zgradu poput prirodnog gasa koji je iscurio i pronašao pilot svetlo grejača. Prdeži nalik na visoko sumporne ispusne vulkanske gasove, provučeni kroz gomilu svežeg stajskog đubriva njegovog rođaka, sakupljenog iz torova za ovce. Glave su padale na stolove, dečije oči su suzile, nastavnik bi poprimio zastakljen izgled, a tokom predugih pauza remetili su se planovi časova.

Budući da hegelovsko potomstvo Martina Luthera nikada ne govori ono što im je iskreno na umu kad je tema sramotna, vulgarna, a prdeži su sramotne, vulgarne teme u bilo kom nemačkom ili pseudo-nemačkom društvu, ova noćna mora je trajala, iz nedelje u nedelju, a vrata male učionice nisu mogla da budu čak ni odškrinuta, da uđe malo svežeg vazduha, jer bi ovo bilo prećutno priznanje da postoji neugodan problem.

Stoga, to se nastavljalo sve dok, iz nekog razloga (nijedan odrasli instruktor nije više bio voljan da trpi), jednog nedeljnog jutra nije bilo profesora koji bi odvojio decu. Kada se mali Slavoj zatekao kako sedi u glavnoj klupi na crkvenoj službi, sa svojim nominalno slovenskim, ali „teutonizovanim“ odraslim nadzornicima, usledila je preterana posledična reakcija; šunka i veliki beli pasulj bili su uzrok prelaska na marksizam u kući malog Slavoja, ali bilo je prekasno da se ostavi trajan utisak, već je samo preneta određena aroma u buduću analitičku političku filozofiju!

„Moralna pouka“ ove priče bila bi: Ako osetite miris, istražite ga, pre nego što vam okolnosti nalažu da morate da dišete na usta i okusite ga.

Tako je i bilo, mali Slavoj, uprkos svojoj zaluđenosti Višijevskim Lakanom i kulturnom indoktrinacijom u „idealnoj“ tradiciji tevtonskog Hegela, izrastao je u kontradiktornog, tevtonski oblikovanog, propagandnog licemera u ruskom vlasništvu; čijih nekoliko današnjih filozofskih brabonjaka uključuje „Asanžmaniju“, kojoj su jedino dorasli, samo određeni, predadolescentni obožavaoci Bitlsa Pola:

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^ Jungova Anima Slavoja Žižeka ^

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Serbia/Srbija

© 2021 Ronald Tomas Vest (Ronald Thomas West)

 

Bivši narednik za operativne i obaveštajne poslove specijalnih snaga, Ronald Tomas Vest penzionisani je istražitelj (živi u egzilu), čiji je rad bio fokusiran na korupciju. Ronald je živeo više od trideset godina u bliskoj saradnji sa Indijancima Blekfit (onima koji još uvek govore njihov jezik), a u međunarodnom pravu objavljen je kao laik: Pravo samoopredeljenja naroda i njegova primena na starosedelačke narode u SAD ili Miler-Vilsonova reportaža, u koautorstvu sa dr Markom D. Kolom. Ronald je bio vanredni profesor američkog ustavnog prava na Univerzitetu Johan Gutenberg, Majnc, Nemačka (na engleskom jeziku, letnji semestar 2008.). Ronaldovo formalno obrazovanje (bez diplome) je socijalna psihologija. Njegovo terapeutsko sredstvo je satira.

Čitajte na srpskom

dingleberry |ˈdiNGəlˌberē|
noun (pl. dingleberries) vulgar slang
1 a small shit-ball attached to the anal hair of an animal or man.
2 informal a foolish or inept person: That clueless dingleberry Slavoj Žižek manifest his narcissism in the mirror of Lacan
ORIGIN: German ding from Hegel’s ‘Ding-an-sich’ or ‘a thing as such’ + berry. Der Narzisst Slavoj Žižek manifestiert sein Scheißkerl im Spiegel

“Žižek’s understanding of political belief is modelled on Lacan’s understanding of transference in psychoanalysis. The belief or “supposition” of the analysand in psychoanalysis is that the Other (his analyst) knows the meaning of his symptoms. This is obviously a false belief, at the start of the analytic process…

In other words, philosophically speaking, those subjecting themselves to analysis cannot know the difference between their own butt-hole and either end of a hollow log.

…but it is only through holding this false belief about the analyst that the work of analysis can proceed, and the transferential belief can become true (when the analyst does become able to interpret the symptoms). Žižek argues that this strange intersubjective or dialectical logic of belief in clinical psychoanalysis also [is] what characterizes peoples’ political beliefs”

So, at the end of the political ‘analytic’ process, analyst Žižek is the ‘Other’ in the ‘Mirror’ … a ‘Performer of Political Fellatio Upon Teutons’ or a ‘PPFUT’ (sounds like a cat’s hiss) a.k.a. suffers from ‘scheizkerl syndrome’ typified by intergenerational, psychological dingleberries inherited from France’s Vichy practitioner Lacan & the stale corpse of Hegel’s work.

It is a bit roundabout, tracing Žižek’s Slovenian cultural embrace of Martin Luther and Luther’s forbears (German Catholicism) via France, but not really difficult.

Slavoj Žižek’s neo-Freudian hero, Jacques Lacan, smells a bit untidily of Vichy France. During the Nazi occupation of Paris, it would appear Lacan kept his employ as a therapist at Val-de-Grace military hospital, as well, his private practice continued unmolested-uninterrupted. One can only wonder whether or, when and how, Marshal Petain, or perhaps Klaus Barbie, presented as Lacan’s ‘Other’ in his psychiatric practice. Should this point to a foundation for a philosophy that is dishonest? Well, that would be ‘open to interpretation’ in that Lacan was astute enough to point out the European tradition of social-developmental psychology is to create a narcissist in every child with his concept of ‘Mirror.’ Of course the consequent ‘Other’ one projects into one’s everyday surroundings & encounters, is actually the subsequent inability of the European individual (Lacan included) to grasp there could be any comprehensible reality a single degree beyond the 2 or 3 degree borders of their own perception of self. In short: ‘People so full of themselves they are too socially stupid to understand they’ve been shaped into something utterly stupid.’

This goes to Lacan’s relationship with James Joyce; intellectually dishonest philosophers are like fleas nursing at a bitch’s belly in those bohemian cafes populated by (current era) jaded Klingon poets Robert Bly, the corpse of Ken Kesey and, Tom Robbins (among others.) We could call this contemporary cafe scene ‘post-intellectual-beat-your-meat-ism.’ Here is Robbins’ take on the Joyce literary monstrosity “Finnegan’s Wake”

“the language in it is incredible. There’s so many layers of puns and references to mythology and history. But it’s the most realistic novel ever written. Which is exactly why it’s so unreadable. He wrote that book the way that the human mind works. An intelligent, inquiring mind. And that’s just the way consciousness is. It’s not linear. It’s just one thing piled on another. And all kinds of cross references. And he just takes that to an extreme. There’s never been a book like it and I don’t think there ever will be another book like it. And it’s absolutely a monumental human achievement. But it’s very hard to read”

Robbins incidentally has also said:

“I’m descended from a long line of preachers and policemen. Now, it’s common knowledge that cops are congenital liars, and evangelists spend their lives telling fantastic tales in such a way as to convince otherwise rational people that they’re factual. So, I guess I come by my narrative inclinations naturally”

Divide the 1st paragraph by the 2nd paragraph and I expect the reader will understand a compulsive liar (or ‘deadbeat poet’, as the case may be) coming to understand Joyce while high on LSD is only equal to a charlatan (Lacan) rewriting Freud to accomplish making a name for himself whilst claiming he’s making sense of nonsense. Narcissism never knew a greater talent pool than those claiming they can sensibly read what cannot be sensibly read, or sensibly accomplish what cannot be sensibly accomplished or, to make any sense at all of what should have been established as patent nonsense, but that’s the Western philosophers’ game; burying the contradictions of their culture in complex circumlocution by design: so those contradictions never need be met face to face. This brings us to the Slovenes’ cultural mentality.

A Slav imitating a German (when it is not deliberate comedy) is like a pachuco emulating the ideology of a skinhead; except the cultural animosity is both millennia old and ingrained in the DNA. This phenomenon is nothing short of a cosmic satire cast in the mold of the so-called ‘Stockholm Syndrome.” When it is an entire people, it can only be described as an ‘end of times’ parody; a people whose language is a close cousin to Old Church Slavonic and full well knowing Slavs had been openly declared racially ‘Untermensch’, subject to slaughter by German cultural definition, in a not-so-distant past (let’s not forget the denazification project was never carried through in Adenauer’s post-war Germany, to the contrary, many Nazis were ‘rehabilitated’ if that term can be applied to the Gehlen Organization that became Germany’s secret spy service) yet the Slovene philosopher runs to the embrace of Martin Luther’s progeny and Hegel’s ‘idealism.’ Let’s have a bit of fun with this in format of sublimated cultural metaphor or fairy tale:

This ‘post-modern teutonic vision fairy tale’ could be called ‘gas attack’, where in effect a ‘gas attack’, other than Nazi employ of Zyklon B, elevating excruciating gas pains to a new philosophical level, could as easily be deadly, quiet farts, in polite company. For instance, no one should wish to insult anyone’s mother’s cooking but in earlier era a certain Frau Žižek, once upon a time, took it upon herself to habitually prepare ham and large white beans soup for supper, on Saturday evening, prior to little Slavoj’s father goose-stepping him like a good soldier to church on Sunday mornings.

Now, for whatever reasons, it happened both; little Slavoj craved this delicacy and it did NOT like him. But this unfortunate biological-based sort of bodily-dissonance went in large part undetected by those grand phobahs in the family authority. This was because little Slavoj’s parents would be off to the main church service where lessons in the almighty were dispensed in academic fashion worthy of ivory tower, whereas the mere house-baboon type underlings, such as little Slavoj, were shunted off to ‘training’ in proper Lutheran style .. in a somewhat preconceived notion anticipating future paradise where no children are allowed in the company of ‘adult’ goings on and/or doings, the Hegelian-based roots of segregation as it were.

So it was, this unfortunate little Slavoj, repeatedly (in class repeatedly, and repeatedly in class), was a machine pushing out highly humid farts of the utterly silent variety and which aroma would melt metal like a smelter. Or explode a building like a natural gas leak that found the heater’s pilot light. Farts resembling a highly sulfurous volcano vent’s gases forced through his village cousin’s fresh manure pile, gathered from the sheep pens. Heads went to desks, kids’ eyes watered, the class instructor took on a glazed look, during entirely-too-long-pauses, breaking up lesson plans.

Because Martin Luther’s Hegelian progeny never say what is honestly on their mind when the subject matter is embarrassingly prurient, and farts are embarrassingly prurient subject in any German or pseudo-German company, this nightmare went on, week after week and the small classroom’s door could not so much as be left ajar, to let in some fresh air, as this would be a tacit admission there was an embarrassing problem.

Thusly so, it went on until for whatever reason (no adult instructor willing to endure anymore) one Sunday morning there was no professor to segregate the kids; when little Slavoj found himself sitting in the main church service pew with his nominally Slav but ‘teutonized’ adult overseers and there was consequent over-reaction; ham and large white beans soup were the cause of a conversion to Marxism in little Slavoj’s house but it was too late to make a lasting impression, rather only carried a certain aroma over to a future analytic political philosophy!

The ‘moral’ of this story would be: If you can smell it, investigate it, before circumstance dictate you must breathe through your mouth and taste it.

And so it was, little Slavoj, despite his infatuation with Vichy’s Lacan and cultural indoctrination in an ‘ideal’ tradition of the Teuton Hegel, grew up to become the contradiction of a teutonically shaped, Russian owned propaganda prig; whose several present philosophical dingleberries includes the ‘Assangemania’ that had only, ever, been equaled by certain pre-adolescence fans of the Beatle Paul:

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^ Slavoj Žižek’s Jungian Anima ^

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