In 2012, Germany celebrated Fredrick the Great and Prussian militarism, and by default foreskin tickling moustaches & a legacy of pedophilia, sacked cities and mass rape, so proud! Commemorating the German NATO alliance, we add ‘honorable mentions’ & ‘members’ ex officio to the ‘Tickle Dick Hall of Fame.’ On behalf of ordinary citizens, especially children, suffering collateral suffering and death due to these dickhead’s ire while NATO states provide chemical weapons to Salifist militants and launders Islamic State oil (and more)
The Tickle Dick Hall of Fame
Beware! My moustache will gore your foreskin like the Bulls of Pamplona!
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Won’t give me a blow-job? I’ll put you in chains!!
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My sweet little goat-herd .. we train them well with practice on the animals .. from the earliest age!
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The crown of syphilis adorns my headdress!
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Privilege of Prussian field marshals, a sweet collection in the stable!
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A man dead for each bit of string on right, a woman raped or a boy-child bred for every string on the left! I am so proud of my soldiers!
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Even the serfs emulate us!
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That boy! His tunic! May I slip it off unseen!?!
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Try it and I’ll tickle your dick with my hammer! (they shot that kid)
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How might I tickle thee? Let me count the ways!
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First choice you fuck the sheep, if none is available, it must be the boy, and if no boys? Ah dear colleague, might we retire and refresh ourselves with a session of ‘tickle-dickia’? Not possible this afternoon? Then we must find women to rape! That makes a man!
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The syphilitic badge of honor!
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When he grows up?
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A great Tickle Dick!
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Inspired by the ‘little fishies’ of a certain Roman emperor Tiberius! Caesar, Kaiser, Sultan, we are the same!
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A medal for every city sacked, one loop in the braid for every rape, that history may never forget!! Let us celebrate the Tickle Dick!!!!
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Do not shy away dear vanquished foe, oral sex performed upon your Prussian captor is not such a bad fate!
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Ah yes, behind closed doors with the children!
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We ‘love’ our captive children in the garden, in secret, no problem!
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‘Tickle Dick Hall of Fame’ celebrates ‘the child’ Frederick!
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Immortalized militarist’s sweetheart!
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The March of the Tickle Dicks
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Red rag & pink flag
Black shirt & brown
Strut-mince & Stink-brag
Have all come to town
Some like it shot
Some like it hung
Some like it in the twot
Nine months young
-EE Cummings
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Franconia’s guest entry
Bonaparte |ˈbōnəˌpärt|
verb [ trans. ] (bone + apart)
(chiefly in historical contexts) sack of a city by organized erections
Origin of ‘boner’
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Le Cercle ex officio representative
queer |kwi(ə)r|
1 adjective
strange; odd: Le Cercle members have a queer political orientation; it follows, John Bolton is a rather queer fellow.
2 verb [ with obj. ]
spoil or ruin (an agreement, event, or situation): Bolton was brought onboard to queer the deal with Iran
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Aspiring ‘members’
orifice |ˈôrəfis|
noun
an opening, as of one in the body, such as a mouth or the anus.
ORIGIN late Middle English: from French, from late Latin orificium, from os, or- ‘mouth’ + facere ‘make.’
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Related:
Whereas the Enemy of Your Friend Is Your Favorite Fuck
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Ronald Thomas West 