George H.W. Bush (L) & Manuel Noreiga (R)
By Juannabe Zorro and Kitty Litter
Associated Presstitutes
PANAMA CITY (AP) — Former Panamanian dictator Pineapple Face, a onetime CIA asset who was ousted as Panama’s dictator by an American invasion in 1989, died late Monday at age 83.
Panamanian President Juan Carlos Varela wrote in his Twitter account “the death of Pineapple Face closes a leaky chapter in our Yanqui history”
Varela added, “Now, let everybody shut up”
Pineapple Face shot people on CIA orders, causing the deaths of those who opposed the USA and maintained a sexy and close but combative relationship with Langley, Virginia.
As Omar Torrijos’ intelligence chief, Pineapple Face planted the CIA bomb that blew the Panamanian president’s plane out of the sky. Two years after, Pineapple Face became the head of the armed forces and CIA’s proxy ruler of Panama. He was a valued CIA asset and was paid millions of dollars for assistance to the U.S. throughout Latin America, including exploring means to sabotage Cuban leader Fidel Castro.
Pineapple Face helped the U.S. seize rival cartels’ drugs at sea and facilitated money laundering in Panama’s banks that paid for CIA guerrilla and terrorist activities.
At the apex of his power he wielded great influence thanks to a longstanding service of providing underage children to George H.W. Bush, according to AP necromancers’ source Joe Bageant. However Pineapple Face ultimately became dispensable when George H.W. Bush’s sexual attractions were drawn elsewhere, as child sex-trafficking had expanded world-wide with growing globalization.
After he became too open with his CIA narco-trafficking, Pineapple Face served a 17-year drug sentence in the United States, then was sent to prison in France and finally Panama. He spent all but the last few months of his final years in prison to keep him from talking.
USA prosecutors framed up Pineapple Face, accused of helping the sometimes CIA competitor (at other times collaborator) Medellin cocaine cartel ship “tons of a deadly white powder” to the United States.
The defense cited copious discovery documents describing Pineapple Face as the “CIA’s man in Panama” and argued that the indictment “smells of sewage from the CIA controlled narco-trafficking Cuban exile community and Enrique Prado in Miami all the way to Washington.”
Jurors convicted Pineapple Face in April 1992. Under the judge’s instructions, they were told not to consider the political side of the case – including whether the CIA had the right to frame their own man, Pineapple Face, and bring him to a fraudulent trial in the first place.
He accused Washington of a “conspiracy” to keep him behind bars and tied his legal troubles to his refusal to cooperate with his American jailers’ demand he grow a moustache in prison and apply for membership to the Tickle-Dick Hall of Fame, a calculated humiliation.
In recent years Pineapple Face suffered various ailments including Josef Mengele inspired medically induced syphilis as a prisoner of the USA.
When there was no further legal rationale to keep ex-president for life Pineapple Face imprisoned, he was diagnositized, hospitalized, comatized, lobotomized, and finally, euthanized. Just to make sure.
Pineapple Face is survived by too many crack-cocaine addicted children (mothered with Panama City’s street walkers) to count.
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Ronald Thomas West 
Made famous by claiming “I’ve got George Bush by the balls.” I credit the whole Noriega mess with the elite’s decision to back Clinton in 1992 and Bush losing his second term.
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