If ‘The Donald’ Were a Real… (man?)

If ‘The Donald’ were a real ‘man’ … he’d question those mysterious deaths surrounding the Clintons, wouldn’t you think? Just over the past six weeks:

Shawn Lucas, Sanders supporter who served papers to DNC on the Fraud Case (DOD August 2, 2016)

Victor Thorn, Clinton author (and Holocaust denier, probably the least credible on this list) shot himself in an apparent suicide. Conspiracy theorists at Mystery Writers of America said some guys will do anything to sell books. (DOD August, 2016)

Seth Conrad Rich, Democratic staffer, aged 27, apparently on his way to speak to the FBI about a case possibly involving the Clintons. The D.C. murder was not a robbery. (DOD July 8, 2016)

John Ashe, UN official who allegedly crushed his own throat while lifting weights, because he watched too many James Bond films and wanted to try the move where the bad guy tries to…oh, never mind. “He was scheduled to testify against the Clintons and the Democrat Party.” (DOD June 22, 2016)

Mike Flynn, the Big Government Editor for Breitbart News. Mike Flynn’s final article was published the day he died, “Clinton Cash: Bill, Hillary Created Their Own Chinese Foundation in 2014.” (DOD June 23, 2016)

So, what’s to stop Trump calling out the Clinton ‘body count’ ?? Or for that matter, the Clinton connection to the CIA cocaine smuggling into Mena, Arkansas. A real man would call that out, you think?

VINCE FOSTER

“According to his wife, security operative Jerry Parks delivers large sums of money from Mena airport to Vince Foster at a K-Mart parking lot. Mrs. Parks discovers this when she opens her car trunk one day and finds so much cash that she has to sit on the trunk to close it again. She asks her husband whether he is dealing drugs, and he allegedly explains that Foster paid him $1,000 for each trip he took to Mena. Parks said he didn’t “know what they were doing, and he didn’t care to know. He told me to forget what I’d seen”… Later Evans-Pritchard will write, “Foster was using him as a kind of operative to collect sensitive information on things and do sensitive jobs. Some of this appears to have been done on behalf of Hillary Clinton. . . Foster told him that Hillary wanted it done”

Anyone else recall Vince Foster bumped himself off in DC (or, c’mon, really, some people actually believe did he not? Laughs)

“I don’t bring it [Foster’s death] up because I don’t know enough to really discuss it,” Trump continued. “I will say there are people who continue to bring it up because they think it was absolutely a murder. I don’t do that because I don’t think it’s fair” –The Donald

Aspires to be a real ‘boy’

It’d take The Donald’s investigators about ten minutes, the previous quote’s linked propaganda piece notwithstanding, to figure out Vince Foster, a Clinton liaison (money man) to the CIA cocaine operation at Mena,  Arkansas, was talking to the FBI when he died and Hillary was freaking out over possible revelation of a much larger circumstance. So, consequently ‘Pop’ (rather popped off) goes the (Vince Foster) weasel.

And then…

Roy Cohn

Associating with Cohn assured Trump that his construction projects in Manhattan would go smoothly

Cohn’s clients included ‘two of America’s most powerful Mafia figures who controlled key unions’

Trump also associated with drug traffickers and convicted felons while building his famous Trump Tower and other ventures

Huh. Drug traffickers and mafia (also favorite CIA) associations. Maybe ‘our boy’ The Donald DARE NOT call out Hillary on her psychopathic crimes. A sort of child’s playground taunt ‘it takes one to know one’ circumstance, a.k.a. if you squeal on me … I’ll squeal on you…

The Logic Behind the American Vote:

Some toilet paper is scented. Most toilet paper is flushed. It follows, some flushed toilet paper will smell good –

gag 1 |gag|
noun
a joke, especially one forming part of a comedy act.
ORIGIN mid 19th cent. (originally theatrical slang): of unknown origin.

or

gag 2 |gag|
verb
choke or retch: we gagged at the septic tank’s aroma.
ORIGIN Middle English: perhaps related to Old Norse gagháls ‘with the neck thrown back,’ or imitative of a person choking.

Old Norse gagháls (gag me) ‘with the head thrown back’

Either preceding definition fits the candidate of either party, in what amounts to a case of ‘you’ll get our joke and we’ll force feed it to you too.’ Subsequently, in American slang & politics, the expression ‘gag me’ should primarily be a case of:

double entendre |ˌdo͞obl ˌänˈtändrə|
noun (pl. double entendres pronunc.same)
a word or phrase open to two interpretations, one of which is usually risqué or indecent.
ORIGIN late 17th cent.: from obsolete French (now double entente), ‘double understanding.’

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