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With the Vatican offering time off in purgatory for followers of Pope Francis ‘tweets’ during ‘World Youth Day’ (who’d have believed…) the same Vatican with multiple financial scandals featuring mafia, money laundering and murder, it seems almost as though the rampant crime sprees were intended to push the worldwide church pedophilia epidemic into the shadow… and so lest we all forget the plight of ‘church loved children’ during ‘World Youth Day’, I decided to post the history of Saint Chester, patron of lost Catholic boys (or sheep, this is unclear)

ABOUT SAINTS A patron is a no-longer-alive person who has been assigned to higher plane by our venerable tradition, or chosen by election, as a special intermediate intercessory between God and man. He is honored by clergy and persons of faith in a special, intimate form of religious observance. The term “patron”, being wider in its meaning than that of “titular” (or just in title), may be applied to a church, a district, a or a country. According to the legislation in force from The Church, this person who committed miracles in life, and was appointed posthumously, does hold the rank of a canonized saint.

ABOUT US As persons of faith, our goal is to honor, preserve and pray unto the saints that bear on our lives. Some pray to Saint Christopher for safe travel, other to Saint Aedesius to stop the drowning of virgins made to work as prostitutes. For our own personal reasons, we pray to St. Chester for guidance, wisdom and the ability to clearly communicate so we may commune with our young, lost sheep, in accordance with God’s will.

ABOUT SAINT CHESTER He was a man who was taken in as a boy, and loved. He grew to be a man, and as a man, he took in as many boys as he could reasonably store and feed, and he was the shepherd to them until his late years when blindness afflicted him, and he succumbed to an unknown disease. He was a cobbler, but he is not the patron saint of shoe makers. He was a man, but he’s never the patron saint of any adult.

FULL HISTORY Saint Chester was born of William and Margaret in a small village in Germany, near what’s now known as Rosrath, sometime between 1620 and 1638, when the city was part of the French empire. He worked as an apprentice boysmith while himself still a boy, until his parents sold him into servitude in the then-obscene trade of cobblery. It was there he learned the love of an older, wiser, married man, a quality he carried with him when he returned to boysmithery in his thirties. Saint Chester never married and had no natural children of his own, and honored his vow to never lie with a woman through all his days, a miracle by itself. He served the soft, wooly sheep of the lords flock by taking in the youngest ewes of the flock. He took in many orphaned and runaway boys, and let them suckle from the milk of his generosity as if he was their own mother, perhaps metaphorically, though this is unclear. As he advanced into his late thirties, he suffered blindness, as did many of his boys, but he never lost faith in God, and he never stopped loving the boys he had taken in as his own. He died of an unknown infection. The location of his grave is unknown to this day. In this modern world we pray to St. Chester for help, hope, guidance, freedom to express our faith in peace, and the capacity to give more and more of ourselves to the forever growing number of children lost and forgotten in our world.

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“honored his vow to never lie with a woman

The italicized text is stolen verbatim from saintchester.com, an unattributed website that no longer exists. May the author be blessed

Pedophiles: Scotland Cover-up, Ireland Cover-up, Germany Cover-up, USA Cover-up, Italy Cover-up, Poland Cover-up, Austria Cover-up, Canada Cover-up, Australia Cover-up and it just goes on and on (world-wide)

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August 2014 Pope Francis’ Vatican shields a serial child predator Papal Nuncio:

http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2014/08/28/why-pope-francis-protecting-high-ranking-pedophile-156630

Update 12 April 2015: Pope Frances (to date) is standing behind the promotion of the criminal dictator Augusto Pinochet’s military priest, Juan Barros (presided at Pinochet’s funeral), despite the fact Barros shielded one of the church’s most notorious pedophiles. 18 February 2016 post script: Having done this immediate preceding, it is hard to believe his recent statement“A bishop who changes parish (for a priest) when he detects pederasty is reckless and the best thing he can do is present his resignation,” Francis said. “Clear?”… when he clearly does not practice what he preaches

Update 17 September 2015: USA priests/molesters relocated to parishes in South America where they go on molesting:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/09/17/us-priests-sex-abuse-relocate-south-america/32551455/

3 November update: Bergoglio ‘indulges’ Saint Chester:

https://news.vice.com/article/pope-francis-is-done-punishing-this-mexican-order-with-a-sordid-reputation

6 February 2016 update: “He said the Vatican’s inaction in the face of continuing cases of children being raped and molested “made me lose faith in the process and lose faith in Pope Francis”

http://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/sex-abuse-survivor-takes-leave-of-absence-from-vatican-panel/

1 March 2016 update:

“These predators desecrated a sacred trust and preyed upon their victims in the very places where they should have felt most safe,” [Pennsylvania Attorney General] Kane said in a statement. “Just as troubling is the cover-up perpetrated by clergy leaders that allowed this abuse to continue for decades.”

http://news.yahoo.com/grand-jury-2-bishops-hid-sex-abuse-hundreds-152900987.html

4 March 2016 update: Hundreds of pedophile priests outed in Italy alone:

http://www.thelocal.it/20160303/hundreds-of-italian-paedophile-priests-outed-in-shocking-map

15 June 2016 update:

“Mauro Inzoli, 66, was defrocked in 2012 after he was first accused of paedophilia but that decision was reversed in 2014, when Pope Francis ordered him to stay away from minors and retire to “a life of prayer and humble discretion.”

“An outcry over Inzoli’s treatment led to criminal proceedings being initiated against him in the northern Italian town of Cremona but the Church has reportedly refused to hand over details of its own investigation”

http://www.thelocal.it/20160615/alleged-paedophile-italian-priest-told-victim-he-would-go-to-hell

6 August 2016 update:

“He said he confessed his sins to other priests on the island at the time but none told him to specifically stop.

“Instead, the Rev. Louis Brouillard said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press on Saturday morning that the other priests told him to “do better” along with regular penance, such as saying Hail Mary prayers”

http://www.sltrib.com/home/4200533-155/story.html

5 January 2017 update:

“Consider the case of Fr. Mauro Inzoli. Inzoli lived in a flamboyant fashion and had such a taste for flashy cars that he earned the nickname “Don Mercedes.” He was also accused of molesting children. He allegedly abused minors in the confessional. He even went so far as to teach children that sexual contact with him was legitimated by scripture and their faith. When his case reached CDF, he was found guilty. And in 2012, under the papacy of Pope Benedict, Inzoli was defrocked.

“But Don Mercedes was “with cardinal friends,” we have learned. Cardinal Coccopalmerio and Monsignor Pio Vito Pinto, now dean of the Roman Rota, both intervened on behalf of Inzoli, and Pope Francis returned him to the priestly state in 2014, inviting him to a “a life of humility and prayer.” These strictures seem not to have troubled Inzoli too much. In January 2015, Don Mercedes participated in a conference on the family in Lombardy”

http://theweek.com/articles/670249/child-abuse-scandal-coming-pope-francis

26 February 2017 update:

“In a statement announcing Francis’ decision to reduce the sentence, Crema Bishop Oscar Cantoni said “no misery is so profound, no sin so terrible that mercy cannot be applied””

https://www.sott.net/article/343681-Mercy-or-protecting-perverts-Pope-Francis-quietly-reducing-sanctions-against-some-pedophile-priests

9 July 2017 update:

Italian police raid a drug-fueled gay orgy at…

“The apartment belongs to the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, whose duties include investigating clerical sexual abuse”

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/vatican-police-bust-gay-sex-party-cardinals-apartment-1628975

15 September 2017 update:

Saint Chester protected by diplomatic immunity…

“The State Department said it had asked the Vatican to lift the official’s diplomatic immunity on Aug. 21. It said that request was denied”

https://apnews.com/8c364dd02f7c4c28b09a3e6d6358be5d/Vatican-diplomat-recalled-amid-child-porn-investigation

24 July 2018 update:

Fifty years of little-boy-butt-fuckery:

https://nypost.com/2018/06/20/ex-archbishop-booted-from-ministry-over-sex-abuse-claims/

15 August 2018 update:

“Chilean prosecutors … summoned the archbishop of Santiago, Cardinal Ricardo Ezzati, to appear in court and testify about the alleged cover-up of years of abuse”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/14/chile-catholic-church-sex-abuse-scandal-police-raid-latest

“Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro said at a Tuesday press conference in Harrisburg that while 1,000 victims were identified in the grand jury report, members of the grand jury believe there are more – and that the real number might be “in the thousands” since some records were lost, while victims in other cases were afraid to come forward”

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-14/over-300-catholic-pedos-preyed-upon-1000-children-amid-systematic-coverup-pa-report

13 October 2018 update:

“It is unacceptable that then-Bishop Wuerl … oversaw and participated in the systematic cover-up that he did when leading the Pittsburgh Diocese and that he is now able to retire seemingly with no consequences for his actions,” Shapiro said. “We can’t rely on the church to fix itself”

https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2018-10-12/pope-oks-resignation-of-cardinal-wuerl-amid-cover-up-scandal

8 December 2018: Kept a ‘stable’ of boys:

https://www.npr.org/2018/12/06/674170004/u-s-catholic-priest-charged-with-sexually-abusing-boys-in-philippines

16 December 2018: Saint Chester ‘bumping boy at beach’ was in charge of church investigation into sex abuse:

http://www.atimes.com/article/australian-cardinal-falls-silently-on-child-sex-charge/

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How Jesus Gets Kicked Out Of Heaven Naughty George Carlin

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The Satires

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How George Carlin Gets Jesus Kicked Out Of Heaven

George Carlin: So, where are we?

Jesus: The Native Americans call it the ‘Wolf Trail’

Carlin: Well, anyway, I like it better here by the campfire

Jesus: Verily

Carlin: So, how come you never returned?

Jesus: I did, many times. But on every occasion, I was killed by Christians in a pogrom before I could accomplish anything. So, I tried to return as a woman and even that didn’t work

Carlin: What happened?

Jesus: Maybe you haven’t heard the joke.. a girl was murdered and all the Jews were freaked out and figured they’d soon be dead, because it was assumed she was a Christian. Then the rabbi came running out shouting ‘Wonderful news! The murdered girl is Jewish!’

Carlin: That’s not funny

Jesus: Well, when you’re still hanging on the cross, nailed up by the church for 2,000 years, it has its humorous aspect. Just like the body parts of the saints, cut to pieces and scattered in churches everywhere, that’s why you don’t see them in heaven. And the Indians stuffed on shelves, locked in the basement of the Smithsonian. It’s a little bit like the circling buzzards of Native American humor, it takes some getting used to

Only the REALLY BAD people were in Hell, Richard Nixon, Muammar Gaddafi and L Ron Hubbard were anally banging the same plastic blow-up doll of Condoleezza Rice.. and hoping she would arrive before they’d have to share with Kissinger.. meanwhile the CIA was exploiting pedophelia in the Church with blackmail- using the confessional to pass instructions on destroying secular justice to corrupt religious judges- on the earth Jesus could not get back to- “give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s” notwithstanding

Satan’s lack of humor and the company he kept, precluded George and Jesus lodging there, now that they’d been evicted from above. So they were camped out in the Milky Way hoping Mel Brooks and Lenny Bruce would wander by

Jesus: The new Mel Brooks comedy ‘Fell Behind’ is GREAT

Carlin: The rip on Tim LeHaye? A real riot!

Jesus: Absolutely, what a gem! I wish I could grab Mel by the ears and kiss him right between the eyes for that. You’ve seen it?

Carlin: Oh yes! what was your favorite part?

Jesus: When the Hutaree Militia arrived to save the President and discovered he was Black and named Hussein, my god that tore me up.. it was better than the scene from Blazing Saddles when the Black Sheriff saved himself from the welcome committee, I was laughing to tears. Which part did you like?

Carlin: Sarah Palin as President of Romania, you know the scene, Vlad the Impaler rising from the dead and coming at her with the dildo.. and how she pretended to faint so she could take it without being unfaithful-

Jesus: My god, that brought me to tears too..

Marilyn Monroe and Jane Mansfield had been discussing who is hot, George or Jesus, playing a fantasy game of ‘draw straws’ just to see

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 Most the Pentecostals and nearly all the conservative Catholics were in Re-Education Camp Purgatory, the two Marys were re-teaching Sunday Sex Ed School there, Virgin Birth was a huge embarrassment, as well Jesus relationship to Magdalene had to be straightened out and it was the joke cracked at this, had caused Jesus and George’s exile

Carlin: Millions said you were coming, were you wearing a condom?

Jesus: [laughing] There’s no right answer..

which began a fight between those Catholics and Pentecostals who were NOT in Re-Education Camp Purgatory. There WAS a right answer, eviction for the controversial personalities

Subsequently, George and Jesus, with time on their hands, LOTS OF TIME, were having a philosophical discourse

Carlin: So, where are the Jews?

Jesus: Waiting to be saved from themselves, but it’ll never work.. uh, George, would you do me a favor?

Carlin: Certainly, what’s that?

Jesus: Do you see those bolt cutters over there? ..

G&J Bolt Cutters

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