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Teleprompter

September 18, 2014 //

Teleprompter

On the phone, Samantha Power and Hillary Clinton, mistresses to the Koch Brothers, agree they need the ‘Secret Team’ to finish off Barack Obama’s rival legacy as a ‘strong-arm’ rapist of nations. Hillary’s concern is her best efforts, in Libya and Syria, will be outdone by Obama, using his position of power to coerce bombs dropped on ISIL from the Christian Taliban at the Pentagon, generating literal Armageddon. Hillary is desperate her opportunity as next POTUS must be a stronger show of ‘national security’ than anything Obama can muster. The plan is sabotage by arranging to ghost write Obama’s speech on ISIL and slip it through into the White House teleprompter-

Hillary: We have to move fast, get our people on it, let’s pull together a ‘Secret Team‘ insurgent-attack! I want a Coup de Grace!!

Sam: Our people are already on it. The ‘Secret Team’ is the best in the business, the five million fee upfront is practically nothing ..Ted Nugent is enroute, we have a 13 year old willing to ‘swing’ on the Gulf Stream…

^ Nugent & ‘friends’ in a nutshell

…he’ll be picking up Ralph Reed for a ‘threesome’

Hillary: Karl Rove?

^ Rove plotting strategy

Sam: Rove will travel posing as a male nurse ‘supervising’ Rush Limbaugh, we’ve laid in a supply of French Ticklers and Preparation H, should be no problem, we’ve been promised a top end product for a nationally broadcast speech by Obama on this evening news, we can get together with David & Charles and catch it on TV over dinner.

^ Limbaugh arrest record

Hillary: Excellent…

The Secret Team meets in emergency session

Nugent: Where’s Snerdley, sorry, where’s Limbaugh?

Rove: Passed out in the jet on the tarmac, his rectum was bleeding and he found OxyContin in the plane’s emergency medical kit .. We can’t wait for him, we have to hammer an Obama speech in the ass .. let’s pull this hit together, time to get with it! Ralph, what have you got?

Reed: Doug Coe has put together a positive scriptural basis for Obama’s geopolitics, I mean who other than Coe would have the balls to advocate for mass murder & fucking children, with a secret lobby in DC, based on sound biblical principles, and pull it off? What a genius! We should keep it short because of the sheer numbers of CIA bought reporters will be stepping forward with critical ink, this effort should reinforce Obama being a total loser, we need to keep them all on the same page-

CIA pedophile G.H.W.B. (L) with Clinton guru Coe (R)

Rove: Ted?

Nugent: We’ve got a fax from Clarence Thomas saying not to be afraid of using ‘nigger’ AT ALL..

^ job description

…in the case of writing an speech for Obama he suggests we adapt it to Eminem’s style…

Rove: Great! We’ll create a speech that is a rip-off of Jesse Jackson put to rap, he’ll buy it because it’ll come across with his image of ‘cool’, quick, get Eminem on the phone…

^ role model

Obama makes his televised speech

Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening and thank you…[applause stops]

^ our man in DC

Concerning the current hysteria about ‘Islamic State in Iraq & Levant’, and those critics who’d have you believe my creating ISIS with the efforts to overthrow Assad now sticks me with crushing ISIL and sacrificing the lives of our brave troops on behalf of my generals, only serves a crusader image and profits the military-industrial sector; now, I will point out a few salient facts:

First of all, I’ve never lied to you or broken a campaign promise, so you can trust me!

And that’s because;

I’m the Kock-suckers brother, by another mother-fucker…

…and y’all know the Kock brothers are not only patriots but TOTALLY into non-violence, peace & love…

…and tonight I wish to assure you all, our nation’s broad spectrum of Christian denominations support the Pentagon’s multiple strong-arm rapes of other nations, because we all read from the same Bible and…

…Scripturalitee is full of notariatee for boner’riotee.. ..and you see…

…when a ‘conservative’ nigger fucks around, that’s Onan’s undesirable ‘infidelitee’

But my own fucking around is comparable to Hosea’s wife and Biblically commendable ‘promiscu-alitee’!

Thank you and AMEN! No, no questions, that’s all folks!!

[Obama rapidly leaves the podium looking a bit puzzled at what he’d just said]

The Koch Brothers watching (with their ho’s)

^ DC swimming pool

David: Wow! A nigger like this nigger will kill ‘brothers’ for us .. that’s scriptural … let’s get him refocused on Africa!

Sam: The trick is, Obama, like Susan Rice…

^ What! You think I poisoned someone?!

…they don’t realize they’re ‘our niggers’ .. they’re SO fucking dumb… we own them and we’ll OWN Africa!! YES!!! [maniacal eyes popping out]

^ Sam Power visits Central African Republic

Hillary: He looks high like Marion Barry, wait until he figures it out … he’ll be saying “Bitch set me up . . . . I shouldn’t have come up here . . . goddamn bitch” [laughing to tears]

Fly on wall: Real Black people wouldn’t put up with this kind of shit

David: Did you say something?

Charles: I was about to say, what if this pig don’t fly?

Hillary: We’ll have our chances with his remaining year…

Our man in the ‘White House’…

… and don’t forget WE STILL OWN the ‘uppity nigger’

…compares well to Idi Amin

Sam: Right…

The Secret Team watching

Rove: I wish that was my nigger!

Nugent: Man, that’s a good nigger!!

Reed: A real, proper nigger…

Limbaugh: What’s happening? Did I miss something??

The Reality Fairy: Just follow the money and you’ll know about all you need to know, whether you’re impoverished Black, downwardly mobile White or anyone whose circumstance is approaching poverty regardless of race, the bottom line is, these people, none of them, give a rat’s ass about you, because they’re all hypocritical, in one way or another prejudiced, backstabbing & evil, and they’re all the same, whether White, Black, liberal or conservative, many of them are closet racists, they include Blacks that aspire to be privileged Whites, they’re all greedy, narcissistic & vain, they all screw each other behind closed doors, either figuratively or literally, they’ll all tell you what they think you want to hear; tell any lie regardless of their intentions, and above all, they’re all power hungry, they’re all killers and left to their devices, they’ll get us all killed-

This satire might seem completely out of bounds at first glance, and yet it points to realities the hypocrisy of western culture refuses to allow out in the open. When The USA’s Attorney General, Eric Holder, complained in regards to race relations…

“We know, by ‘American instinct’ and by learned behavior, that certain subjects are off limits and that to explore them risks, at best embarrassment, and, at worst, the questioning of one’s character”

…from a position of power in an administration that is currently raping the nations of Africa for corporate profiteering with inviting known killers to a Africa focused business summit in Washington..

“Obama welcomes Congolese strongman to the US and gives him dinner at the White House although he presides over the ‘rape capital of the world’ and ran a ‘child army’ during 1990s genocide

“Joseph Kabila ran a ‘child army’ of conscripted boys as young as 10 for his father, then a Rwandan rebel who later took over the Congo

“Public health experts estimate 48 women are raped in the Congo every hour; Obama’s summit won’t focus on human rights issues

“He’s accused of ordering the death of his country’s most visible human rights leader

“A U.S. diplomatic cable published by Wikileaks exposed Kabila’s alleged plot to force a rival out of his role as parliamentary speaker by bribing his allies with $200,000 each to abandon him

“A British Labour MP published evidence that Kabila looted at least $5.5 billion from his country, steering the funds to a billionaire friend through Virgin Islands shell companies”

…recalling these succinct facts on profiting from chaos and mass death in Congo:

…as Obama has ignored Black (and all of) America’s need for economic renewal, it would seem inevitable someone would point out an American phenomenal hypocrisy previously noted in relation to Colin Powell:

“There’s an old saying,”In the days of slavery, there were those slaves who lived on the plantation and there were those slaves that lived in the house. You got the privilege of living in the house if you served the master … exactly the way the master intended to have you serve him.

“It is my personal feeling that plantations exist all over America. If you walk into South Central Los Angeles, into Watts, or you walk into Over-the-Rhine in Cincinnati, you’ll find people who live lives that are as degrading as anything that slavery had ever produced. They live in economic oppression, they live in a disenfranchised way. In the hearts and minds of those people, and millions of others, you’re always looking for hope, and whenever somebody within our tribe, within our group, emerges that has the position of authority and power to make a difference in the way business is done, our expectations run high. Many times, those expectations are not fulfilled. But when such an individual is in the service of those who not only perpetuate the oppression, but sometimes design the way in which it is applied, it then becomes very, very, very, very critical that we raise our voices and be heard” –Harry Belafonte

But it isn’t just Colin Powell, who refused to stand up to Bush and instead as much as said ‘yes, massa’ when he followed instruction and lied through his teeth to the world while presenting evidence about Iraq he knew was false to the United Nations, it’s also Clarence Thomas, it’s Herman Cain, it’s Condoleezza Rice, it’s Allen West and oh yes, it’s certainly Susan Rice & Eric Holder and it’s very much Barack Obama.

In fact, prominent Black intellectuals have been begging the Obama administration for social justice and there is no relief in sight… for Africa particularly, or for that fact, America either:

“Listen, I know Father’s Day is coming, but for once, I’d appreciate it if Obama would stop trying to be the Daddy of Black America and behave as the President of the United States of America. I wish he would stop trying to be the daddy some black men never had and be the president they never had. What they need is an advocate in the White House, not someone to pat them on the head. This is about policy, something over which Obama has some control, or at least he should, not just fatherhood”

Huh. “What they need is an advocate in the White House, not someone to pat them on the head” sounds like Obama is become a condescending ‘massa’ and learnt his ‘Southern White Mansion’ lessons quite well-

Insofar as current Obama National Security Adviser Susan Rice…

“According to financial disclosure documents filed in May, Ms. Rice and her family own from $300,000 to $600,000 worth of stock in the Canadian pipeline company”

…she nicely aligns with:

“The biggest foreign lease holder in Canada’s oil sands isn’t Exxon Mobil or Chevron. It’s the Koch brothers”

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Tags Allen West, barack obama, Charles Koch, Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, David Koch, Doug Coe, Eminem, George H W Bush, Herman Cain, Hillary Clinton, Idi Amin, Jesse Jackson, Joseph Kabila, Karl Rove, Koch Brothers, Obama, Obama speech, Ralp Reed, Ralph Reed, Rush Limbaugh, Samatha Power, Secret Team, Susan Rice, Ted Nugent, White House

Categories assassinations, CIA, comedy, corruption, crime, culture, intelligence, male hierarchy, philosophy, politics, psychology, religion, satire, social responsibility, transcendent warfare, treason, Uncategorized

Letter to German Parliament

September 2, 2014 //

Note on the following: I’ve been forwarding not only examples of this sort of hate infecting NATO, but also sending along good intelligence to German parliamentarians on this necrotic social phenomena, with roots in Nazi Germany, for nearly two full years (as of the date of this posting.) Moreover, I have ascertained the German parliamentarians are in receipt, and well aware of, this information. Their silence on the matter is nothing short of damning.

2 September 2014

Sent to: hans-christian.stroebele@bundestag.de, gregor.gysi@bundestag.de, ulla.jelpke@bundestag.de, irene.mihalic@bundestag.de, michael.hartmann@wk.bundestag.de, armin.schuster@bundestag.de

To the several German parliamentarians

I would like to draw your attention to the fact of NATO military chaplains disseminating death threats (forwarded mail, below) .. in American idiom “taken out” is an absolute reference to killing someone, “impaled” of course, should make this clear to the non-native speaker.

Insofar as the ‘Christian Dominion’ theology placing the Bible above the rule of secular law in NATO nations, and associated behaviors, I will provide these additional examples of why you should be concerned enough to speak out:

“Mike Bickle — who played a major role in the August 6th “The Response” prayer event that served as the de facto kickoff event for Rick Perry’s presidential bid — in the near future Jews who refuse to convert to Christianity and move to Israel will be pursued by “hunters” sent by God and can expect to be thrown into “prison camps” and “death camps” (see embedded video footage, from Bickle sermons)
“IHOP Kansas head Bickle says that “the most famous [heaven-sent] hunter in recent history is a man named Adolf Hitler”, and has claimed that Jews collectively are “under the discipline of God because of… perversion and sin.”

“In Mike Bickle’s view, a lucky one third of the world’s Jewish population to survive the apocalyptic persecution he predicts will “get radically saved and become lovesick worshipers of Jesus.” Bickle has expounded these prophecies, which he claims are clearly described in Biblical scripture” end quote

^ This above at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-wilson/rick-perry-jews_b_1018192.html

Insofar as the ethics of Christian Dominionist Rick Perry, who aspires to become Commander-in-Chief in 2016, it follows Rick Perry’s office quashed investigation into corrupt law enforcement and judges taking bribes from international drug cartels, which puts a bit of light on the criminality of these people:

“Dutton and Gonzales said small aircraft regularly drop drug loads on ranches or other properties along the U.S.-Mexico border, and that some U.S. law officers escort the loads to the next stop. The two whistle-blowers said that drug cartels have managed to obtain computer access codes to U.S. surveillance systems that let them see where and when Border Patrol agents are monitoring the border. They also alleged that drug cartels have given big donations to politicians, which are unreported, to influence appointments of key law enforcement officers.

“Some of these allegations were contained in a letter that Dutton provided to Gov. Rick Perry, who is seeking the Republican Party’s nomination for president in the 2012 election. “Our office received the letter and referred it to the appropriate agency, which was the Department of Public Safety,” Josh Havens, a spokesman for the Texas governor’s office, said last Friday.

“Steven McCraw, director of the Texas Department of Public Safety and a former FBI agent from El Paso, said last Friday that he was interested in talking to Dutton. Then, about a half-hour later, McCraw said that Dutton had no credibility. “We looked into it and there was nothing there,” McCraw said.

“Dutton said in response, “How can they say there was nothing when they didn’t even look at what I have?” Dutton said he has videos, telephone records, and other documents gathered over the 18 months he worked with the FBI. “The DPS never asked to see any of it,” Dutton said” end quote

^ This preceding may be read at http://www.elpasotimes.com/ci_18924755

I suggest, for sake of sanity, your several offices generate enough courage to take a public stand against a rapidly spreading Nazi meme, or alternatively, should I suggest your silence indicates a cowardice worthy of little more than satire? My most recent endeavor in this regard may be read here:

NATO’s Three Chihuahuas

Regards

Ron West

“The history of the great events of this world are scarcely more than a history of crime” -Voltaire

Forwarded message:

From: Army Wife’s E-Mail Address Withheld
Subject: Comment Posted About Mikey Weinstein
Date: August 30, 2014 at 11:54:33 PM MDT
To: Information Weinstein <mikey@militaryreligiousfreedom.org>

Mr, Weinstein, I am the wife of a soldier in the (Army unit name withheld) and mother of 2 small children. I am so appalled by this comment below which was sent to my husband (name and rank withheld) and I and many others here at (military installation name withhheld) by one of our base chaplains this evening in preparation for a bible study class on post about you and the MRFF. The class is to beheld at the post chapel annex tomorrow morning. This chaplain put together alot of material about you and your family and the MRFF. It is all bad. But the one below stuck out. Because its like asking someone to capture you and kill you. All in public no less. Please do not use either my name or my husband’s either. Or this e-mail address or anything else that could identify us. We are so upset. And we’re not going to attend this slander session against you all at the MRFF. Which is pretending to be a Sunday Christian bible study. We are ashamed to see this material. But we struggle with how to express it without getting in trouble here at (military installation name withheld). How can this chaplain do such a mean thing? I apologize for you having to even know about this. But we thought you should. We are Christians (my dad and brother are Baptist pastors) and support what the MRFF has done in the Army and elsewhere too. (Army wife’s name withheld)

“I want to be perfectly clear about this. I am a non-theist, an agnostic. Having said that, I also want to be clear when I say this so-called “consultant,” Mikey Weinstein needs to be taken out, and impaled publicly! Really! I’ve been a soldier for 22+ years and I have nothing but praise for our military Chaplains and the work they do. This Weinstein bastard (please forgive the language) is the seditious, treasonous one who proposes to subvert the 1st Amendment. He is an evil monster and needs to be stopped!”

Tags Adolf Hitler, Bundestag, christian dominionism, drug cartels, German Parliament, Mike Bickle, NATO, Rick Perry, Steven McCraw

Categories AIPAC, corruption, counter intelligence, crime, intelligence, international law, Law, narcotics trafficking, philosophy, politics, religion, satire, social responsibility, transcendent warfare, treason

NATO’s Three Chihuahuas

August 31, 2014 //

Small Dog Syndrome or ‘Yappy Dogs With a Death Wish.’ Did you know if you get up close, face to face, with the Chihuahua in the window of a car in the parking lot, the miniature dog will become so insane with wishing to terrify you, he’ll involuntarily urinate in the car? That must be what Putin is doing to Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania:

^ NATO’s broken promise not to expand east

NATO’s three Chihuahuas, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia, would appear to suffer a serious case of what’s called ‘small dog syndrome’

Small dog. Big mouth. Are our blustery, pint-sized pooches the product of nature, nurture, or a bit of both? Perhaps it’s a genetically ingrained Napolean complex. Or could it be that our pooch has developed Small Dog Syndrome as a result of social experiences and parenting?

Or, perhaps the better question to ask, is this on account of negative social experiences & parenting? Our three Chihuahuas probably have acquired Small Dog Syndrome on account of both.

To begin our analysis, it should be pointed out our three Chihuahuas, that is Lithuania, Latvia & Estonia, were all provinces of Russia to 1918, when the world’s map had been redrawn on account of World War One. Briefly independent, the Soviet Union grabbed them back about the time Josef Stalin became (with good cause) paranoid of NAZI Germany. He wanted to put a buffer between the Germans and St Petersberg (a.k.a. Petrograd & Leningrad, to those who’d not kept up on the changes in our rapidly disintegrating geopolitic.) Meanwhile, NAZI Germany grabbed the three Chihuahuas from the Soviet Union with the design to make them into a part of ‘NeueOstLand.’ The Soviet Union grabbed the Chihuahuas back at the conclusion of the war and then, the Chihuahuas were set free again, when it was Russians had dismantled the Soviet Union.

Now, it stands to reason the three Chihuahuas would not have enjoyed what the Soviet Union became under Stalin, but the same could be said of the Russians who’d dismantled that empire, something the Russian writer Solzhenitsyn had established beyond a doubt. And somehow, possibly because the Chihuahua breed has a skull configuration appearing as though its brain had collapsed from inbreeding, our three Chihuahuas cannot seem to separate out the fact Stalin was a Georgian in their paranoia of Russians and the fact it was Russians had freed them.

Lithuania. Small dog. Big mouth:

“Vilnius: Lithuania on Thursday accused Russia of a military “invasion” of conflict-torn Ukraine and called for a United Nations Security Council meeting over the issue.

“Lithuania strongly condemns the obvious invasion of the territory of Ukraine by the armed forces of the Russian Federation,” the foreign ministry said, adding that the Security Council should address the matter “immediately””

Never mind the CIA, with the complicity of the political party providing the current German chancellor, overthrew an elected government in Ukraine and has supported a post-coup neo-nazi regime in Kiev.

Latvia. Small dog. Big mouth:

“These sanctions will not be catastrophic for the Latvian economy,” Straujuma said, adding that behind the scenes “Latvia has been working hard to ensure the gas sector is not affected” as Latvia is almost totally reliant on Russia for supplies of natural gas”

Somehow, in Latvia, the folk proverb ‘Don’t bite the hand that feeds you’ got lost in translation, or was just lost. Notice the dent in the skull of the Chihuahua, indicating collapse where the brain should have been. A physiological trait the Latvian government appears to share with Nazis:

“Four Latvian MPs (E. Cilinskis, J. Dombrava, R. Dzintars, I. Parādnieks) attended the Waffen SS fest giving it, in 2014, a flavor of state approval taken in tandem with the gifting of the city center and Liberty Monument area”

You can watch the Latvian National-Socialist Party glorify this annual festival & related marches at youtube:

(^ fine print: notice Baltic Nazi sympathies are in line with the Ukrainian Svoboda Party & Right Sector the Russians are taking issue with, Nazis having taken power in Kiev with ample assistance from an ever more aggressive & expanding NATO.)

Estonia. Small dog. Big mouth:

“Russia has been destabilising Ukraine for too long. By now, terrorists acting in Eastern Ukraine have received added reinforcements in the form of Russian military forces that can clearly be recognised. This is undeclared war”

Sure, it actually is undeclared war, a war began by NATO and the EU undermining Ukraine, empowering neo-nazis, while crapping on its promise to Russia not to expand NATO when the Russians agreed to dismantle the Soviet Union. And speaking of terrorists in Eastern Ukraine, what do you suppose that might have to do with the coup supporters murdering people en mass on multiple occasions? One of those occasions is spoken to by the Estonian foreign minister, captured in a phone call:

Now, why do you suppose the Estonian didn’t go public with this? Because the Estonian government also harbors Nazi sentiment?

”It is really surprising that Estonia has so hysterical reactions in their need [to] support the SS-Waffen celebration. I wrote a RT-column about two weeks ago about these celebrations. And now SS-Waffen celebrations are carried out again in Estonia, but Estonia’s security service wrote the prohibition against me to enter the country. Estonia limits the freedom of journalists to report about the political phenomena, if these journalists don’t work under the service of Estonian security service and their ideology.

”I had a plan to enter to Estonia and write a RT-column about these SS-Waffen celebrations, feelings, symbols, etc. I haven’t ever done any crimes in Estonia (or in other country), I am an EU-citizen. Fortunately, I had planned to travel separately from Finnish friends of mine. If did I travel with them on board, now I would sit in a prison cell, together with Dr. Johan Bäckman.

”Johan Bäckman, an adjunct professor at the Helsinki university, was arrested during last night 30th July although his name was not on any “blacklist”. Bäckman has never done any crime in Estonia. He would have written critically about these Nazi celebrations.

”Petri Krohn, the president of the association Finland without Nazism has also an entry ban for the days of SS-celebrations.”

Now, we’ve established the three Chihuahuas have some common traits, collapsed heads where brain cavity should have existed, related Nazi sympathies & associations, and not least, Small Dog Syndrome, in lay terms known as ‘Yappy Dogs with a Death Wish’

Small Dog Syndrome develops when an owner “protects” their dog from the world. They may not allow their tiny dog to socialize with dogs larger in size for fear they will be hurt. Instead of allowing the dog to play, they sit with him in their lap or race in and swoop up the pup each time a bigger dog comes near. By doing so, they deprive their dog of important socialization with his surroundings and other dogs, creating an aggressive dog that is unsure, fearful, and anxious.

Huh. Sounds like NATO has been an irresponsible parent, protecting our three Chihuahuas from Russia and reality. But you know what? Aggressive behaviors taken together with sympathetic relations towards & support for Nazis in Kiev, considering Russia’s history, could get small dogs penalty-kicked like a football at the poorly defended NATO goal. But hey, with a depression where a brain cavity should exist, what other consequence could one expect for our three Chihuahuas? (goes for a few medium size NATO dogs too, it’s a consequence called ‘fallout’)

Nazi eugenics = inbred dogs:

^ “Even Chihuahuas know something is wrong with them”

Ukraine for Dummies

Deep State IV (related)

Tags Estonia, EU, European Union, Germany, Latvia, Lithuania, NATO, Nazis, Russia, sanctions

Categories CIA, corruption, counter intelligence, crime, false flag, intelligence, philosophy, politics, psychology, satire, social responsibility, transcendent warfare

The Islamic State for Dummies

August 24, 2014 //

So, the USA had ‘liberated’ Libya, and the result? Growing Islamist control over a Libyan state in process of tearing itself apart, with al-Qaida aligned militia strengthened across North Africa. Would you think this might have imparted a lesson?

In the case of the western democracies follow-on in Syria, resulting in the rise of the IS or ‘The Caliphate’, a sensible 1st step would be for the western democracies to establish law revoking the citizenship of any ‘tourist warriors’ who serve in the ranks of the jihadis. Thinking about joining? Make it clear you will never be welcome back. Now, that said, with nearly 1,000 military bases around the world, there is a question every American should ask themselves; ‘Why is an American’s life worth more than a Libyan, an Iraqi, or a Syrian?’ Or even better, ask themselves why is it Americans are so widely hated? It’s not some coincidence:

This points to the ‘humanitarian’ aspect, or one could better say ‘humanitarian violence’, as Eyal Weizman had called it, noting Obama’s National Security Adviser, Susan Rice, never encountered a proposed ‘humanitarian intervention’ she did not approve. Consequently, it is quite fair to say ‘democracy’ has killed more Libyans, Iraqis and Syrians, by far, than Qaddafi, Saddam and Assad, left on their own, ever would have.

What the Russians had recognized in the positive for a very long time and the western democracies are discovering in the negative is, where there is no national tradition or cohesiveness in tribal groups organized by clan, particularly in state of diverse beliefs (Sunni, Shia, Marionite, Orthodox and more), and artificial or colonial borders on top of that, there is no stability and security outside the secular strongmen who’d held together what amounts to artificial nations.

And finally, what the USA appears to suffer is, a sort of self-feeding insanity similar to the mentally ill parent who insists a child is ill to a point the child (in this case, the American people) believes he or she actually is ill, to draw attention to the parents importance as a care-giver. This, I believe, best describes the USA’s leadership and obsession with ‘terror.’

IS isn’t nearly the problem, it would appear, as is the rank incompetence, one could as easily state questionable sanity, of the western democracies structures tasked with quelling a problem they only seem capable of making worse. Comparing the western democracies strategy and actions to a cartoon reality, resulting in the rise of the Islamic State in Syria/Iraq, is not really difficult:

The K.I.S.S. Principle

Recipe for creating inextinguishable, persistently metastasizing & apocalyptic disaster, known as ‘bringing democracy’ to the Arab world:

General Petraeus training and arming al-Sadr’s Shia death squads and then training and arming Sunni ‘awakening councils’ in Iraq, fomenting civil war.

Then, stop paying & leave noted Sunni ‘awakening councils’ unemployed on exit.

Arrange Sunni insurrection in neighboring Syria, where recently trained & presently unemployed Iraqis can look for a job.

Set up financing and arms to opposition in Syria via Saudi Arabia, courtesy of a subsequently Petraeus led CIA (financing by default to the Saudi favored Salafist fundamentalist groups, inclusive of al-Qaida aligned militia.)

Base your operations out of NATO’s Turkey & the western democracies’ lap-dog Jordan.

Have your ally in Qatar broadcast a call to jihad in Syria, to millions of Sunni Muslims across the world (why, thank you al-Jazeera!)

Have the CIA, in concert with MI6, DGSE & MOSSAD, contract former special operations forces to assist the opposition in Syria.

Plan for fundamentalists who source their training to initial American efforts in Iraq and recently boosted by the new endeavors of western intelligence agencies, to become the most powerful factions in Syria.

Replace psycho-killer Petraeus at CIA with psycho-killer John Brennan.

Distract people from what’s happening with the world class CIA screw-up in Syria with new caper engineered by same CIA, in Ukraine.

As Islamic State asserts control over large areas of Syria, see thousands of battle hardened fundamentalists pour out of Syria across the border back into Iraq, rout the Iraqi army and capture countless tons of American supplied weapons.

Freak out at discovery your generals anti-Islamic efforts in Iraq and Syria won’t change who will be in control if/when CIA led effort to overthrow the Assad regime is successful, Salifist fundamentalists, in this case so extreme as to be disowned by al-Qaida.

When Ukraine distraction has failed, blame Russia for everything.

Fail to realize the eventual assessment of the Christian fundamentalists running the Pentagon will be, the only sensible option is to nuke the Islamic fundamentalists, as well as Russians, Jews, Blacks, cartoonists, author of this blog, women, gays, anyone who doesn’t believe in literal Armageddon, children who don’t behave, people who sue the church (especially alter-boys that talk)

The Arab Spring for Dummies

Keep it simple, Stupid!

The Satires

Tags Armageddon, Islamic State, K.I.S.S., Pentagon

Categories AIPAC, assassinations, CIA, comedy, intelligence, Israel, MOSSAD, religion, satire, transcendent warfare, war crimes

Saki & Barf: Killer Women of the State Department

August 7, 2014 //

psaki | ˈsäkē | (also saki or saké)
noun
cheap Japanese rice wine

harf | härf | (also barf) informal
verb [ no obj. ] vomit.
noun puddle of puke.

…

Killer Women of the Department of State

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Hillary Clinton:

First lady of Arkansas when the CIA was importing cocaine at the Mena, Arkansas airport. Bill Clinton’s administration at Little Rock was complicit in the cover-up of the murder of witnesses, including two kids who’d inadvertently stumbled onto the operation. After, Hillary became a killer in her own right, at the center of regime change in Libya, according to Accuracy in Media:

“Both Obama and Clinton need to explain to the American people and to Congress why both of them wanted to empower jihadists and the Muslim Brotherhood in Libya, which went against the national security interest of our nation”

Here’s more on method and actual result of Hillary’s endeavors:

Now, when it comes to digging into Hillary’s motivation as NATO’s ‘mother of nations’ role as relates to empowering jihadists and generating mass killings sprees, here’s a juicy tibit not many are aware of, but come with impeccable journalistic credentials. According to Mother Jones Magazine, in Hillary’s own words, she is under the spiritual tutelage of Doug Coe:

“Coe, she writes, “is a unique presence in Washington: a genuinely loving spiritual mentor and guide to anyone, regardless of party or faith, who wants to deepen his or her relationship with God.”

And Coe, in his own words, is no stranger to violence in politics:

“Doug Coe offered Pol Pot and Osama bin Laden as men whose commitment to their causes is to be emulated. Preaching on the meaning of Christ’s words, he says, “You know Jesus said ‘You got to put Him before mother-father-brother sister? Hitler, Lenin, Mao, that’s what they taught the kids. Mao even had the kids killing their own mother and father. But it wasn’t murder. It was for building the new nation. The new kingdom”

Suddenly this background in the storyline makes a lot of sense:

^ CIA and the American history of manifest destiny (world wide) has no problem using international narcotics trafficking to fund state sponsored terror, that’s in line with emulating Pol Pot, Hitler, Osama and their super-friends alliance, you think? Hillary is in good company (she must think.) And most certainly she has the necessary endorsements from fellow world class killers:

“Hillary Clinton is someone I’ve known for a long, long time. She’s a patriot. I think she’s doing a lot of the right things. She’s very tough. … and she’s got the right instincts” –Condoleezza Rice

Susan Rice:

“Susan Rice’s career has been a love affair with military strongmen and dictators – three in particular: Paul Kagame of Rwanda, Yoweri Museveni of Uganda and the late Meles Zenawi of Ethiopia. “She has shielded the ‘Fearsome, Threesome’ from legal and political accountability, deflected from them much deserved criticism and thwarted national and international scrutiny and sanctions against them”

^ What? Me worry?

The closer Susan Rice gets to Obama, the whiter she appears to become, sort of like Michael Jackson abandoning Black. Of course anyone with common sense would never accept a cup of tea from this killer of millions in Congo:

“Rice, who, as the US assistant secretary of state for African affairs, was part of the US delegation that visited Nigeria on July 7, 1998, and met with MKO Abiola for a meeting during which he suddenly began gasping for breath and died of a heart attack, after taking a cup of tea Rice allegedly served him from a “multidimensional” flask”

Yeah, in fact America’s policies in Africa could be quite adequately described as ‘poisoned by Susan Rice syndrome’

Victoria Nuland:

“Victoria Nuland would likely meet Bibi Netanyhu’s definition of a “Self-Hating Jew” simply for the fact she works in the Obama administration and Obama seems to have arrived at a cold, political calculation; Netanyahu’s determination to use the USA to crush any Palestinian right of self-determination via AIPAC, simply cannot hold up and keep pulling in the neo-liberal vote in today’s America. And mid-term elections are on the close horizon.

“But in regards to establishing the neo-nazi regime in Kiev, one must question Netanyahu’s perception of what actually constitutes a ‘self-hating Jew.’ In Netanyahu’s perception, this pejorative term is largely limited to Jews who believe Palestinians are living, sentient beings. Conversely, Victoria Nuland seems to believe neo-nazis are generous, law-abiding, tolerant people, capable of being outstanding citizens worthy of running a nation (Ukraine) on behalf of CHEVRON, as well on behalf of Kiev’s new natural gas personalities closely connected to Joe Biden & John Kerry. Makes perfect sense, eh?

Victoria Nuland, it would appear, is a classic, modern case study in the annals of Jews who love anti-Semites.

Samatha Power: Power has not been good to Sam Power, she’s developed a sort of ‘Jen Psaki with AIDS’ look:

^ believes in the weaponization of human rights

“Power’s willful historical ignorance is the inevitable product of her professional milieu: the Carr Center for Human Rights at Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government. One simply cannot hold down a job at the KSG by pointing out the active role of the U.S. government in various postwar genocides. That is the kind of impolitic whining best left to youthful anarchists like Andrew Bacevich or Noam Chomsky and, really, one wouldn’t want to offend the retired Guatemalan colonel down the hall. (The KSG has an abiding tradition of taking on war criminals as visiting fellows.)”

^ Huh. Must be why Power likes hanging out with Henry Kissinger (not only retired Guatemalan colonels)

Jen Paski: The up and coming professional political liar (killer/sociopath) took a workshop at Langley, Virginia, on how not to laugh out loud at the ridiculous propositions she feeds, via media, to the American people. Solution? One Monsanto GMO cob of corn…

…rectally inserted to reduce laughing to an ‘enjoys it’ smile…

…when defending a regime in Kiev who’d been put in power by a man on Interpol’s wanted list…

…on behalf of a man who should be on Interpol’s wanted list…

…considering American energy aligned political interests…

…insured neo-nazis terrorists were employed to commit murders on behalf of the people put in power in Kiev by the USA…

…returning us to Victoria Nuland deciding who will govern for Biden:

Sick of people who ‘launder the facts’ yet?

Marie Harf:

Gets her tits caught in a wringer:

Pursuing a false-flag ‘laundering’ career with Jen Psaki >>

^ ‘it’s your era baby’

finger |ˈfinGgər |
verb [ with obj. ]
give someone the finger
informal make an obscene gesture with the middle finger raised as a sign of contempt, meaning ‘fuck you.’ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch vinger and German Finger .

fingerbang |’finGər | baNG |
vulgar slang (of a man or woman) having sexual intercourse with (a woman) using finger(s).

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Tags Department of State, Hillary Clinton, Jen Psaki, Marie Harf, Samatha Power, Susan Rice, victoria nuland

Categories assassinations, CIA, comedy, corruption, counter intelligence, crime, Espionage, false flag, information operations, intelligence, international law, Law, male hierarchy, narcotics trafficking, philosophy, politics, propaganda, psychology, religion, satire, social responsibility, transcendent warfare, treason, war crimes

44 Satires

July 20, 2014 //

Releasing a live, plucked chicken at The Academy, Diogenes declared: “Here is Plato’s man.”

Diogenes (Ο σκύλος) alias Mephisto says:

If you are faint of heart, have a weak stomach, are politically correct or treasure your peace of mind, you’re advised to depart this page NOW

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Tits On A Boar Chomsky on the ‘Cancel Culture’

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Covid, mRNA & Mad Scientists

Greed, Sneetches, Shmoos & the ‘N’ Word (lots of the n-word)

Sarkozy Goes to Jail

Tits On A Boar

Rush Limbaugh Obituary

BCHP *

Question for a Court Jester

The Philosophical Dingleberries of Slavoj Žižek

HATO a.k.a. the Fraternal Order of OSU on NATO’s pipsqueak

Impeachment Derangement

Geoff Bozos Awards & Queer-Anon

Gina Haspel & Wild Indians Kerouac in drag

MAGGOT™ Make America Great, Get Over Trump

Loos in Space Elon Musk & float-out versus fall-out

Midget Macron & Mini-Merkel Vichy’s Verboten love!

Demons Anonymous Addiction to destructive fantasies

Hung Jury legal aftermath of passion play gone awry

Spook Soup info-satire by Ronald

Trump’s State of the Empire vision of a short future

Devolution Part One evolved cockroaches

Saakashvili Rolls his Rrrs (& Stammers) on speech impediments

Fly Face versus Mucous Face Poroshenko v Saakashvili

Why I Do Not Use Weed a marijuana folk story

Steve ‘rosie’ O’Bannon a ‘Team Trump’ sexuality question

Jews…… in the News on political correctness (and spooks)

On the Planet of the Killer-Homosexual Frogs the machismo meter

Pineapple Face Dead Manuel Noreiga’s obituary

Lenny Bruce & George Carlin on Jews for Jesus concerning idiocy

When a Rooster Thumbs Its Nose info-satire by Ronald

Narciss-O-Meter Whose fake news?

If ‘The Donald’ Were a Real… (man?)

March of the Tickle Dicks pictorial

Moot Court The Donald vs Ted Cruz

The Economics of Moonshine Whiskey Monetary fracking

Throwing Stones From Glass Houses Social-political commentary

Whereas the Enemy of Your Friend is Your Favorite F**K

Urolagnetics On Scientology

Junípero Serra On house breaking dogs (Catholic style)

MERGE On Chomsky’s theory

People Who Behave As Stupid As They Look Uh-huh

Who Punked the Cardinal? On Vatican Fashion

Opus Dei creavit monitor lacertae Charlie Hebdo & satire

Alfreda Bikowski & the Definition of Stupid Only at the CIA

Obama’s Speech at Queensland Parody

Obama’s Speech to Skull & Bones A parody of his UN address

Teleprompter Forget it, you don’t want to go there

Thuck Norris Rated ‘S’ for SICK (parental advisory)

Democracy Now! State secrets & the war in Liberacestan

Dick Cheney’s Rottweiler Dog butt-sniffing rituals

Maison de l’Histoire de France Fellatio, Sarkozy & French history

The Great Phuc Uuus Massacre Propaganda trained CIA lizards

Bozo’s Handcock U Speech George Bush & Tony Blair in love

My Life as a Joke Personal Ad (women only please)

The Pachuco Stare Decisis SCOTUS = SCROTUM

The Moron Bernard-Henry Lévy He truly is a moron

How Jesus Gets Kicked Out Of Heaven Naughty George Carlin

NOT My Last Tango in Paris The NSA & cyanide suppositories

Saint Chester Prince of the Church & patron saint of boys

A Conversation With Jon Stewart Barack Obama is a White man!

Scooby Doo is Lyndon LaDouche ‘Rut a retard’

Saki & Barf: killer women of the State Department Just rude

Salinas vs Texas U.S. Supreme Court self inflicted lawyer joke

Life’s Little Surprises A devil teaches law

Happy the Indian Guide On stereotypes

Napi in the New Age A ‘red apple’ Indian story

Mother’s Day and Male Dopes Moms & cannabis

Breakfast at a Pizzaria The German ‘I hate my life’ philosophy

Our Gang rascals too big for their breeches

World Cup Scribbles Rabies & dog muzzles

English Football International competition

Sardonism Adults Playing Cowboys and Indians

The Gospel According to Ronald On the historical Jesus

The Islamic State for Dummies The K.I.S.S. principle

NATO’s Three Chihuahuas Small dog syndrome

Essay On Native American Humor ‘Napi Eats His Butt’ (Best satire)

Perverts of Western Philosophy Locke to de Sade (and more)

A Cheesey Detective Story (Series)

Episode 1

Episode 2

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Raghead Political satire by Bill Purkayastha

Admiral John Kirby Comedy straight out of the Pentagon

About Clowns DJ Rankin

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Tags barack obama, Bernard-Henry Lévy, Catholic Church, Chuck Norris, dick cheney, george bush, lampoons, Lyndon LaRouche, Michele Bachmann, Nicolas Sarkozy, religious right, satire, social satire, Tony Blair, World Cup

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World Cup Scribbles

July 5, 2014 //

Luis Suarez should be allowed to play again, but only with a rabies vaccination & dog muzzle. The muzzle should not be removable except by the referee, after the match. Now, if there were to be an internet campaign to ‘muzzle’ Suarez, it might get FIFA’s attention and we would see some of the more imbecilic behavior’s curbed, for instance:

The Colombian knee into the back of Brazil’s Neymar, fracturing his vertebra, should earn the offending player a lifetime ban. But no serious disciplinary action will be taken, for all of the anti-racist rhetoric read by players from both sides to the crowd prior to the match; because, well, they’re not ‘White’ people and can be expected (by the Euro-centric mentality that is FIFA) to behave like beasts. Noting there was not a ‘White’ victim, so no pressing need to take dire action by FIFA, the anti-racism campaign is simple ‘high morals’ cover for the corruption rotting FIFA to the core. Huh. Maybe Suarez was punished not so much for biting (see preceding note 1), but for biting a ‘White’ man…

Real football (that’s soccer to Americans) should absolutely not be a thespian event. Arjen Robben’s ‘flop‘ to win a penalty with a cheat eliminating Mexico, should earn the Dutch a ‘World Cup Poopy Play’ award, not only Robben, but the entire nation, because of the Dutch obsession with all things scatological, producing shitty mentalities willing to stink up a ‘beautiful game’

Yellow & Red cards should be introduced for the game’s (BBC) announcers. Ok, so it’s true some footballer’s past their prime would have valuable or practical insights to the action on the field and cannot be expected to comment as though they were literature professors, but …“He ruined his missed opportunity”…? Yellow card.

Award the Croatians a ‘world cup whiner’s’ honorable mention… by establishing a new award for biggest World Cup cry-baby (team citation)

Force reality on the English, they SUCK at real football (soccer to the Americans) .. no matter William’s knights invented the game with kicking Harold’s head about Hastings battlefield after the fight .. required reading for the English national team & sponsors: ENGLISH FOOTBALL

And Team USA? POTUS will keep them home four years hence, as a political statement, on account of the next tournament located in Russia … a precedent set with the 1980 Olympics, reinforced in 2014 at Sochi, a precedent which should actually have been applied to NSA, CIA, DIA (and the additional thirteen or more USA intelligence agencies creating havoc across the globe), keeping them home on account of their rather ugly sportsmanship and underhanded play…

At the sports desk…

The Satires

Tags acting, Arjen Robben, cheat, corruption, Croatia, Cry Baby, English Football, FIFA, flop, Harold the Great, Mexico, Neymar, racism, soccer, Suarez, thespians, William the Conqueror

Categories comedy, corruption, crime, culture, philosophy, politics, satire

The Ascension of The Morons

June 30, 2014 //

Ascension |əˈsenSHən|
noun [ in sing. ]
the ascent of Christ into heaven on the fortieth day after the Resurrection.
ORIGIN Middle English (referring to the ascent of Christ): via Old French from Latin ascensio(n-), from the verb ascendere (see ascend)

Germany is at the center of the European Union’s economic engine, Germany’s Angela Merkel’s Christian Democrats are narcissistic in the extreme about the European Union and now Germany is at the center of one of the greatest ‘bait and switch’ acts in political history; with Ukrainian candy oligarch Poroshenko signing the Ukraine-European Union Association Agreement.

‘Ascension’ should be the word of choice used by the western democracies in regards to offering ‘temptation’ and baiting struggling nations like Ukraine with fantasies of heavenly rewards relating to a common human desire to improve one’s lot. But what you see isn’t what you get.

Ethnic Ukrainians are looking more and more like some gullible, hillbilly cousin of the ethnic Russian Ukrainians who smell a rat in the European Union association agreement:

“The true cause of the eurozone crisis is cumulative loss of competitiveness by peripheral countries, not fiscal indiscipline. Germany has won the competitive race within the EMU by keeping its unit labour costs almost flat for nearly two decades. This has led to large current account deficits for the periphery, mirrored by large German surpluses. The deficits were financed for many years by cheap credit because of lax ECB monetary policy, causing the vast indebtedness of the periphery. The peripheral states are to all intents and purposes insolvent”

In other words, Germany has milked Greece dry and Portugal, Spain, Italy & France are not far behind. What is needed to pick up the European Monetary Union [EMU or Euro Zone], also known as artificially propping up the German economy at the expense of others is, a blood-bank for its vampires. Ukraine is the new victim intended to be drained of its life force and here is how in simplest terms:

Feed common Ukrainians patently false hopes of a magic-wand-like better life that will arrive with a pending (but absolutely not true) EU integration and membership:

“Yulia Tymoshenko, the former prime minister who was sprung from prison on Saturday after Yahukovych took it on the lam – and whose own years in office (ending in 2010) were far from corruption-free – told the Kiev crowds shortly after her release that she’s “sure that Ukraine will be a member of the European Union in the near future and this will change everything”

Next, after having ridden the coattails of USA (Zbigniew Brzezinski’s) neo-liberal geopolitical policy of isolating and cornering Russia, with Germany supporting a putsch in Ukraine (with ample closet support from American neo-conservative personalities) and see what happens in actuality; loss of Ukraine’s largest export market (Russia) for heavy industrial exports, with the attending collapse of Ukraine eastern industrial base whose product does not meet EU standards:

“we [Ukrainians] have little reason to believe that signing an association agreement would bring Ukraine closer to fully-fledged EU membership .. Prime Minister Mykola Azarov had said last October that Ukraine would have to come up with €165 billion over the next ten years to upgrade its economy to meet EU standards”

Come up with 165 billion Euro? The IMF and EU combined won’t fork 1/2 that much over in the next ten years, Ukrainian owned heavy industry will die out, but consequence of taking the money the western democracies do lend, will be to watch the western democracies wolves move in and implement model where Ukraine is become a slave to debt; requiring ‘privatization’, also known as selling assets and natural resources on the cheap to the very western democracies where Ukraine cannot export industrial goods to. Germany (particularly) will make money from the very resources the Ukrainian industry base can no longer develop. Meanwhile this will require ratcheting up ‘austerity’ so the interest on Ukraine’s massive, consequently un-repayable debt can be serviced- where mortal blow to already deeply troubled economy precludes expenditure on social programs (because you cannot afford pensions & social programs like unemployment, and service debt as well.)

Then, the little bit of borrowed cash and pittance remaining from selling out the nation’s resources that hasn’t been skimmed off by corruption, will be given back to the western democracies military-industrial corporations, used to buy weapons to hold a mounting insurgency in check; by increasingly alienated and desperate people-

^ Ukraine’s end of the deal

‘Ascension’ to the European Union for Ukraine, beginning with the ‘association agreement’, is when you will no longer find toilet paper in the shops… an ‘ascension’ that’s certainly not very ‘christ-like.’ To the morons who sucked into this, particularly the neo-nazis the western democracies’ leaders will use and abandon like stooges, enjoy the diet handed to Ukraine by Merkel (it’s in the illustration.)

Read a similar, alternative view HERE

Ukraine for Dummies

Deep State IV (related)

Tags EU Association Agreements, Ukraine

Categories CIA, comedy, corruption, counter intelligence, crime, culture, Espionage, false flag, information operations, intelligence, philosophy, politics, propaganda, psychology, satire, social responsibility, transcendent warfare, treason, Uncategorized

Hydras & Hydrophobia

June 12, 2014 //

The Arab Spring for Dummies part five

Recipe for creating inextinguishable, persistently mutating & rabid disaster, also known as ‘bringing democracy’ to the Arab world:

Hydras & Hydrophobia (or how to create black out of white)

General Petraeus training and arming Sunni ‘awakening councils’ in Iraq.

Stop paying & leave noted ‘councils’ unemployed on exit.

Arrange Sunni insurrection in neighboring Syria, where recently trained & presently unemployed Iraqis can look for a job.

Set up financing and arms to opposition in Syria via Saudi Arabia, courtesy of a Petraeus led CIA (financing by default to the Saudi favored Salafist fundamentalist groups, inclusive of al-Qaida aligned militia.)

Base your operations out of NATO’s Turkey & western democracies’ lap-dog Jordan.

Have your ally in Qatar broadcast a call to jihad in Syria, to millions of Sunni Muslims across the world (why, thank you al-Jazeera!)

Have the CIA, in concert with MI6, DGSE & MOSSAD, contract former special operations forces to assist the opposition in Syria.

Realize too late, fundamentalists who source their training to initial American efforts in Iraq and recently boosted by the new endeavors of western intelligence, have become the most powerful factions in Syria.

Replace psycho-killer Petraeus at CIA with psycho-killer John Brennan.

Freak out at your own anti-Assad effort in Syria upon realizing who will be in control if CIA led effort to overthrow the regime is successful (Salifist fundamentalists, in some cases so extreme as to be disowned by al-Qaida.)

Distract people from what’s happening with the world class CIA screw-up in Syria with new caper engineered by same CIA, in Ukraine.

As Assad reasserts control in Syria, see thousands of well trained fundamentalists pour out of Syria across the border into Iraq, rout the Iraqi army and capture countless tons of American supplied weapons.

When Ukraine distraction has failed, blame Russia for everything.

Fail to realize the eventual assessment of the Christian fundamentalists running the Pentagon will be, the only sensible option is to nuke the Islamic fundamentalists, as well as Russians, Jews, Blacks, cartoonists, author of this blog, women, gays, anyone who doesn’t believe in literal Armageddon, people who sue the church (especially alter-boys that talk) …

The Arab Spring for Dummies

Overview Egypt, Libya & Syria

Egypt Round Two The Generals take it back

Syria Part One Al Jazeera (Stooge TV)

Syria Part Two Chemical Madness

Syria Part Three Obama-McCain-al Qaida alliance

Syria Part Four Syria, al Qaida & Iraq

Syria Part Five Syria & Iraq updated

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Deep State II FBI complicity

Deep State III CIA narcotics trafficking

Deep State IV NATO & Gladio

Deep State V Economics & counter-insurgency

The Alpha Chronology my narrative as Deep State survivor

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Poison Fruit Robert Parry’s journalism

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Obama’s Ukraine History of the new regime’s neo-fascism

The New Great Game A motive in Ukraine

Victoria Nuland’s Wedding Allied with Christian al-Qaida

Germany’s Martyrs of the Maidan Nazi collaboration

Dominionism’s Fingers in Kiev The Vatican-USA partnership

The Washington Post & Double Think Geo-political insanity

The Disinformation Nation Propaganda on Ukraine

Tactical Nuclear Weapons for Dummies Pentagon fantasies

Tags fundamentalist, iraq, Pentagon, Russia, Sunni, Syria, Ukraine

Categories AIPAC, archetype, assassinations, CIA, comedy, corruption, counter intelligence, crime, culture, Espionage, false flag, information operations, intelligence, international law, Israel, Law, MOSSAD, philosophy, politics, propaganda, psychology, religion, satire, social responsibility, transcendent warfare, treason, war crimes

English Football

June 3, 2014 //

Were England’s World Cup aspirations a test of national character, the British body politic should take note, as the UKIP insurgency has based itself on the continent

Some people, the Anglo-Saxon race particularly, it would appear, never learn. Blair’s gay relationship (think Bugs Bunny in drag) with Bush and torture (that was a mean wabbit) for the sake of modern corporate empire (money, it’s a drag- ‘Pink Floyd’) bleeds the taxpayer, for the sake of Canary Warf jet setters, a true case of ‘English Setters’ don’t dare think the ‘Bulldog’ Lennon had honestly castrated with a song

Now, ‘peace envoy’ Blair plays Middle East contracts like Rooney the striker, thinking himself a step up from premier play, but his closet neo-liberal fascism is entirely ineffectual, this grimace-grin legacy of failed policy smiling for the paparrazi from Silicon Valley to Tel Aviv.. oh and he embraces ‘popery’ like a Guy Fawkes embraced patriotism, all-the-while his soul-mate Rooney smolders with distemper and a stiffy’d upper lip, likely he’d bite the ‘head’ of Suarez when he ‘blows’

Anchoring the midfield of the nation, Lampard-Gerrard & Cameron-Clegg do make-nice kisses in conjugal pornography bed-set for tabloid media

All across England, wankers print their aim on the House of Battenberg, the Royal Post dripping wet fallout of pundits sucking themselves off in the mirror, oh, Oh, OH -ahhh- gushing like a BP ‘blow’-out for the camera, who will clean up England’s mess? Such world class wealth wasted on the Germans-

Oh my, England, but do you really believe yourselves? Better had British talent for blowing bubbles which burst, considering ethics, take responsibility, pensioners doomed well deservedly by a ‘privatised’ dead empire’s sacrosanct ‘investment’ (wank on that)

So, you think the USA are an average side? Not so my cousin, USA are an exceptional side, spawn of colonial yore, yet to meet its comeuppance of empire failed, sociopath collective mentality not reduced to loser/whiner retrospective, do outplay those first kicked a kings head about the battlefield. Were it Harold the ball? Did William strike and score at Hastings?

Methinks the Anglo-Saxon had learnt naught since 948 years…

The Satires

Tags Battenberg, Canary Wharf, Carmeon, Clegg, empire, England, Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, UKIP, World Cup 2014

Categories comedy, crime, culture, male hierarchy, philosophy, politics, satire

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